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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 1417 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Emeralds Found: | 700 |
Crops Grown: | 7201 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
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