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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 6441 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 3021 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Void Gems Collected: | 26 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?