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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 6957 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 17 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?