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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 943 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7832 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Star Shards Collected: | 220 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 1160 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Void Gems Collected: | 27 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?