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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 6341 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 685 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?