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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 6542 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8980 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
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