NoLunch4USorry | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SNLcraft: What’s UR Fave Skit?

classic skits, comedy, Comedy Show, comedy sketches, Entertainment, fave, favorite skit, favorite SNL skit, funny skits, humor, iconic skits, late night, Live Television, memorable skits, pop culture, Popular skits, saturday night live, sketch comedy, skit, snl, SNLcraft, television, whats

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5199
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, get ready to have your mind blown and your sides split on our server! We’ve got more laughs than a stand-up comedy show hosted by a pack of hyenas.

Join us and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to mine for diamonds. Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will have you rolling on the floor with their antics. Need a break from building? Take a break and watch our live SNL skit performances in-game.

So why join our server? Because life’s too short to be serious all the time. Come join the fun and see why we’re the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockWarriors: BootsOnGround

BlockWarriors, boots on the ground, BootsOnGround, British troops, Conflict Resolution, crisis response, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, global security, Humanitarian Aid, International intervention, international relations, Keir Starmer, military deployment, military support, peace deal, peacekeeping mission, political leadership, Ukraine, United Kingdom

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3079
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6577
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

LOL GUYZ, U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT DIAMONDS RAININ FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT GIVE U HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODIN!

ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNTOLD TREASURES FOR CHEAP!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A FRIENDLY PUPPY WHO JUST WANTS TO PLAY FETCH WITH YOU!

SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR? COME JOIN US AND LET’S HAVE A BLAST IN THIS CRAZY MINECRAFT WORLD! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🤪🎮🐲

Utka#1 server minecraft

admin area, donat, forever.., free, Friends, Minecraft, Players, Playing, Server, Utka#1, Vulture

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Alien Abductions:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

-faced vulture server for playing with friends without donat and the first 3 players will receive a free admin area forever

Ermalo228.aternos.me

GeoPol Server

alliances, apply, Approval, Automation, Behavior, Character, Conduct, criminal activity, Diplomacy, Doxxing, Factions, Geopol, Griefing, killing, Nations, Realism, rules, Server, stealing, strategy, Threats, Toxicity, Trade routes

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

GeoPol Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to GeoPol – A Geopolitical Minecraft Experience!
Features	Join a growing, tight-knit community where you can help shape a world of nations, diplomacy, and strategy.
Temporary Map	Explore our temporary world while we prepare the main map. It’s your chance to get a feel for the server and provide feedback!
Why Join?	Influence the server’s rules and mechanics. Get an early start and learn the system. Experience a more relaxed world before the main launch.
Core Rules	Conduct: Be respectful. Toxic behavior won’t be tolerated. No doxxing, threats, or criminal activity. Build nations, not factions. In-Game: No griefing, stealing, or random killing. Food farms only; other automation needs approval. RP: Stay in character in RP channels. Alliances must be logical. Trade routes need to be realistic. Claim your builds to protect them.
Join GeoPol	Get in early, shape the server, and create your legacy. Ready to apply for a nation? Join now!
Version	1.21.1

FAQs

Q: How can I apply for a nation on GeoPol?

A: To apply for a nation, you can visit our website and fill out the application form under the “Join GeoPol” section.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to join the server?

A: GeoPol is open to players of all ages. However, we expect all players to follow the server rules and maintain a respectful environment for everyone.

Q: Can I suggest changes to the server’s rules and mechanics?

A: Yes, we encourage players to provide feedback and suggestions to help improve the server. You can share your ideas on our Discord server or through the in-game chat.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: PvP is allowed under certain conditions, such as in designated PvP zones or during wars between nations. Random killing and griefing, however, are not permitted.

EpicCraft – Adventure Awaits 1.20

Adora Fortune, Adventure, anniversary voice packs, Arya Kuroha, Awaits, Azeria.EVE, Azusa Honami, birthday merch, Bluebell.EVE, Elyza.EVE, epiccraft, holiday voice packs, Hysteria.EVE, Jira Jisaki, Koma Oboro, Lan Philia, Lumi Yukime, Miki Hitsugi, Minya Scott, Mischief.EVE, Miu Akumiya, Mukuro Owarino, Nano Kozuya, Narin Mikure, Planei Hoshikuzu, Remia Aotsuki, Riko Solari, Seira Chinen, Siu Aisaka, Specialite General, TRiGGERPHiSH, Utahime Mochizuki, uwu market merch., Victoria Valerie, VSPO EN

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7449
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Votes:	6245	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	228
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1

And guess what? We got a schedule that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us and play with Remia Aotsuki, Arya Kuroha, Jira Jisaki, Narin Mikure, Riko Solari, Miki Hitsugi, Utahime Mochizuki, Victoria Valerie, Miu Akumiya, Elyza.EVE, Bluebell.EVE, Mischief.EVE, Hysteria.EVE, Azeria.EVE, Nano Kozuya, Koma Oboro, Siu Aisaka, Azusa Honami, Minya Scott, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Seira Chinen, Planei Hoshikuzu, Mukuro Owarino, Lumi Yukime, and more!

Plus, we got some crazy merch and voice packs that will make you scream “heck yeah!” So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! 🤪🎉

FishyRoomie Minecraft Server

advice, apartment, awkward, cleanliness, Communication, Confrontation, EMBARRASSMENT, Fish, FishyRoomie, friendship, hygiene, living situation, Mildew, Minecraft, onions, personal space, roommate, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, Server, smell

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	6372
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Void Gems Collected:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log onto the server and immediately notice a strange smell lingering in the air. You start exploring and realize that the source of the smell is one of your fellow players! That’s right, we have a real-life stinker in our midst. Will you confront them about their odor or try to avoid them at all costs? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We also have secret group chats where you can air out all your dirty laundry and confront awkward situations head-on. Who knows what drama will unfold when you bring up that one player who never showers? Will they get embarrassed and lash out, or will they finally take a hint and clean up their act?

So come join our server for a one-of-a-kind experience filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of stink. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

SisNoWaitCraft

#workout, Apology, Athletic, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, efficiency, Exercise, family, FITNESS, Glutes, growth, Listening, misunderstanding, Pace, patience, resolution, self improvement, sibling, SisNoWaitCraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Crops Grown:	6880

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where working out your glutes is a top priority! Join us for Gluten Day and watch your pixelated posterior grow like never before. Our workouts are so effective, even creepers will be mirin’ your gains.

But beware, not everyone can keep up with the pace of our glute-building exercises. Just like in real life, some players may be college athlete level while others are still learning how to jump over a block. Don’t let that stop you from joining in on the fun!

And if you encounter any drama with your fellow players, just remember that sometimes the problem isn’t you – it’s just the way the blocks fall. So come on over to our server and let’s squat, lunge, and pixelate our way to booty gains together. Who knows, you might even make a new workout buddy who matches your pace perfectly. Just watch out for any sibling squabbles over who’s the real glute master!

CommunityCraft

bedrock, CommunityCraft, Cooperative Survival, Creative world server, hard difficulty, In-game chat., java, Join us in the Discord, no cheating, no land claims, no paid ranks, Player led economy, Powerful dedicated server, Proximity Simple Voice Chat, PvP, Semi Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9508
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10

CommunityCraft SMP Overview

Version	1.21.4
Server Type	Cooperative Survival
Difficulty	Hard
Platforms	Java & Bedrock
IP	play.communitycraft.online

FAQ

Question	Answer
What makes CommunityCraft SMP different?	Community-built and led server with multiple owners, no single person has final say. Friendly admin team.
What kind of server is this?
How do I join?	Join the Discord, submit an application, and get on the server.

Hollow Haven Craft 1.20.3

1.20.3, anguish, BROKEN, Craft, Darkness, dejection, depression, desolation, Despair, emptiness, going hollow, Grief, Haven, Heartache, Hollow, hopeless, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Lost, numbness, Sadness, sorrow

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Because if you’re not playing on this server, you might as well be going hollow like in Dark Souls. Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you questioning reality.

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, and our community is so lit, it’s like a bonfire in the Undead Burg. Plus, our events are so wild, they make the Bed of Chaos look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to go hollow in the best way possible. Just don’t blame us if you start seeing creepers in real life.

MomSnipper Minecraft Server

aita, AQUARIUM, back hurt, family friend, filter, Grumpy, husband, inappropriate, Jellyfish, lunch, mean, Minecraft, minimum number of guests, Miserable, mom, MomSnipper, passed away, pee on her, Server, small kids, Snippy, son’s first birthday, talk again

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6145	Alien Abductions:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Votes:	4049	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring aquarium birthday parties where your mom talks about death and jellyfish stings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and crazy time that will make you forget all about awkward family outings!

On our server, you can build your own underwater world filled with jellyfish that definitely won’t sting you (unless you want them to). And if you ever need to pee on someone, there’s a whole section dedicated to that – just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior!

Forget about family drama and join our server for non-stop fun and adventure. Who needs an aquarium when you can have a virtual world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations? Join now and leave the awkward family outings behind!

FlowerPowerCraft

annoyance, Argument, chapstick, colors, Communication, cookie, Cut Flowers, Delivery, female friend, FlowerPowerCraft, Flowers, Gesture, gift, Good Vibes, Grumpy, husband, potted plant, Preferences, relationship, Seeds, work trip

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3409
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4460	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your unique preferences and won’t send you cut flowers? Look no further than our server, where we promise to only send you virtual potted plants, seeds, cookies, or even chapstick!

Join us and avoid the depressing sight of wilting flowers on your counter. Plus, we have a special feature where if someone sends you flowers, we’ll send you a virtual gift to keep the good vibes going. No need to worry about the nature of relationships here, just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and leave behind the drama of cut flowers and questionable gift choices. We promise a grump-free environment where you can just focus on building, exploring, and having a great time. See you in the game!

MapleCraft: Sorry, Eh?

AMERICANS, Boycott, Canadians, consumer behavior, cross-border relations, Diplomacy, disagreement, Economy, global impact, international relations, MapleCraft, nationalism, opinion, patriotism, Politics, protest, Services, solidarity, tourism, Trade, US goods

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7889
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2730
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22

Are you tired of all the drama between Americans and Canadians? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have created a peaceful land where Americans and Canadians can finally get along! Build a virtual wall together, trade maple syrup for burgers, and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Tim Hortons dungeon! Join us now and let’s show the world that friendship knows no borders, even in the world of Minecraft!

ChooChooCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral cooperation, Chinese loans, ChooChooCraft, connectivity, cross-border project, development aid, economic development, foreign relations, funding, high-speed rail, Infrastructure, infrastructure financing, international relations, Investment, long term partnership, Minecraft, Railway, regional integration., Server, Southeast Asia, Trade, Transportation, Vietnam

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	552708
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build a railway linking vietnam and china using $8.3 billion loans from the chinese government! hop on the train and ride through the jungles of vietnam and the great wall of china all in one go! who needs real life when you can experience it all in minecraft! plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure at the end of the railway that will make you richer than a diamond block! join now and start your adventure to riches and glory! choo choo! 🚂💰🌟

CraftyKremlinFunCraft

Conflict Resolution, CraftyKremlinFunCraft, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, exclusion, exclusionary practices, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, global politics, government relations, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, not invited, peace talks, russia, Saudi Arabia, source, Ukraine, US

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7268
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

LOL, ukraine be like “why no invite??” but don’t worry, ukraine can come join our minecraft server instead! we have peace talks with creepers and zombies in saudi arabia every day. ukraine can be the mediator between the skeletons and the villagers. plus, we have a secret hidden treasure full of diamonds and emeralds that only ukraine can find. come join us for some epic minecraft fun and leave the politics behind!

WhimsyCraft

Adminshop, Casual, Community, console, Discord, Fishing treasure, Geyser, goofballs, Grief Prevention, java, Jobs, Loot, Natural Structures, nicknames, pale garden, pe, PvE, PvP, Qol, Silkspawners, smp, WhimsyCraft

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

WhimsyCraft Server Overview

Server Name	WhimsyCraft
Server Type	SMP-style
IP Address	104.12851.44
Port	25565
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

How many players does the server usually have online?

Between 5-15 players, as many of us have work and classes.

What is the server’s main focus?

Primarily PvE, but PvP is allowed with mutual agreement.

What plugins does the server have?

New natural structures, Silkspawners, nicknames, Adminshop, Fishing treasure, Instanced Loot, Grief prevention, MCMMO, Jobs and more.

Is the community friendly?

Yes, full of goofballs and friendly people always looking for new members.

Players:	91/900	Votes:	379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	143	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Potions Brewed:	45	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2