NoLifinMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of spending countless hours on a game that you wouldn’t even recommend to your worst enemy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Our server is so chaotic that even the creepers have started forming boy bands!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of rebellious chickens who have declared war on all players. Will you be the one to claim the loot and earn the title of Chicken Whisperer?

So why waste your time on boring games when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself? Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Crops Grown:	1322
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Enchantments Applied:	196	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ores Mined:	8384
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	163	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Items Found:	4634
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Buildings Constructed:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Star Shards Collected:	81	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3215
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Love Letters Sent:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Potions Brewed:	158
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	122	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!