NoLifinMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of spending countless hours on a game that you wouldn’t even recommend to your worst enemy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Our server is so chaotic that even the creepers have started forming boy bands!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of rebellious chickens who have declared war on all players. Will you be the one to claim the loot and earn the title of Chicken Whisperer?

So why waste your time on boring games when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself? Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2178	Dragon Eggs Found:	3579
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Star Shards Collected:	109
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Markane MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

Markane MC– Friendly Community x Active staff and Owners – Plugins and Aspects = Economy, Crates, Dailyquests, Playerwarps, Chestshops, Ranks, Toolskins, Coinshop, Custom Furniture, Acution, Levels, Jobs, Skills, Claims, Factories and much more! – Anti-Grief, 1.20.4 Semi VanillaWe appreciate everyone who joins our server no matter what!How to join – Launch minecraft and click on multiplayer – Then click on Add Server in the bottom right – Put (mc.marcane.net) into the Server Address tab! Server Name is optional

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Nomad Nation

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

Nomad Nation is launching a new survival server in just 2 days! Come join us on our adventures. Some features this new SMP will have: Economy | Land Claims | Warps | Set home | Survival only Few weeks after launch we will start adding additional fun things such as Custom fishing plugin, quests and more. Minecraft servers available on Nomad Nation: #1 SMP – Seasonal world scheduled to run for 12 months + #2 Creative – Flat map with plots and world edit! Servers currently in development and scheduled to launch throughout 2024: Cobblemon | Vault huntersAll of the above servers run on dedicated machines that are owned by Nomad Nation. Age requirement: 16+ Join our discord to play https://discord.gg/mUxUeuwjX4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

L.A World

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

A fun oriented minecraft server.. friendly staffs and admins. ======== Game modes ======== Survival Bedwars Lifesteal Skyblock ————— IP: laworld.apexmc.co Discord : https://discord.gg/C9VdyseJt8 malayalam, kerala, india

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Buildings Constructed:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	894	Dragon Eggs Found:	7873
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2429

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8994
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318	Love Letters Sent:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	49

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Zombie Dances:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Animals Bred:	104

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

HibiscusMC

Survival

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Enchantments Applied:	244	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Love Letters Sent:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9563
Void Gems Collected:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.