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| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Hang Tuah may have legendary fighting skills, but Hawk Tuah brings a whole new level of chaos with his ability to fly around the map dropping TNT on unsuspecting mobs. Together, they make the ultimate dynamic duo that will have you laughing and cheering as you play.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can find rare treasures and hidden surprises. And rumor has it that if you can solve the riddles left behind by the ancient Malaysian warriors, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you unstoppable in the game.
So why wait? Join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself! Who knew that Hang Tuah and Hawk Tuah could be so hilarious and entertaining?
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Our server is the perfect escape from the hustle and bustle of city living. Instead of staring at concrete buildings all day, you can build your own virtual paradise in the countryside. Plant some virtual crops, raise some virtual animals, and maybe even start a virtual farm-to-table restaurant!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to some mysterious secrets. Legend has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine deep within the virtual mountains. Will you be the one to uncover its riches? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot. The possibilities are endless!
So say goodbye to the city and hello to a world of pixelated adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and see what exciting things you can do in the countryside!
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds, a talking chicken who gives out free enchanted gear, and a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to be your best friend.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who needs Hololive when you have us?
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us for some spooky fun as we discuss how to dominate your sub using costumes and holiday themes. Imagine biting your sub with vampire fangs or tying them up with bandages like a mummy – the possibilities are endless!
Subs, show off your submission with some creative costume ideas that will have everyone bowing down to your dominance.
Previous threads have been filled with outrageous stories and hilarious antics, so don’t miss out on the fun! Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience Halloween like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a crazy femdom roleplay that will leave you laughing for days.
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Endermen are lining up to get in on the action. Rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in the craziest, most epic Minecraft world ever created? Trust us, it’s worth it – even if it means sacrificing your precious internet connection. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and come join us for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
But that’s not all – we’ve got new Revans tier Raids and T5 CCWs that will make your diamond armor look like leather. And if you’re feeling festive, join us for our Trick or Treat event where you can collect Halloween messages from zombies and skeletons.
And mark your calendars for our upcoming Unite & Fight event, where Wind is favored because, let’s be honest, who doesn’t love a good breeze while mining for diamonds?
To join this epic adventure, simply go to our website in any Chromium-based browser and start crafting your way to victory. But be sure to read the FAQ first – it’s like a map to buried treasure in a desert temple.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey through the pixelated world of Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the game, fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
But that’s not all – the server owner is a mad scientist who has created a potion that turns players into chickens every full moon. It’s clucking madness! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where Endermen bust out their best dance moves.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and chaotic, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
ɢʀɪᴇꜰ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇʀ. 1.19.x – 1.20.x, come and play with your friends 🙂 Summer update is already on the server
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 212 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join our server and embark on an epic adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat! From mysterious quests to thrilling challenges, you’ll never know what to expect next. And just like binge-watching your favorite show, you won’t be able to stop playing once you start.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the excitement and intrigue that will keep you coming back for more. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets along the way. Get ready for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you pleasantly surprised and wanting more!
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 74 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4640 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 8023 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
