Website: https://nolifesquad.tebex.io ip: play.nolifesquad.com Discord: https://discord.gg/9GmfWFscZd
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
This boss is so bad, it’s actually good. You’ll find yourself laughing hysterically as you try to defeat this ridiculously inept foe. Watch as Radahn flails around aimlessly, giving you plenty of time to just sit back and relax.
And if you think you’ve seen bad bosses before, think again. Consort Radahn makes the Bed of Chaos look like a walk in the park. So why waste your time on any other server when you can join us and experience the most absurd boss battles in Minecraft history? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 75 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
MysticMeadow 1.16.5 – 1.20.1 Anarchy without privates
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us for a wild ride filled with mahjong tutorials, arts and crafts tournaments, and even M-League matches! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and competitive?
But wait, there’s more! We have a special booru dedicated to all things mahjong, because why not? And if you’re feeling extra creative, sign up for our Arts and Crafts tourney – it’s like no other Minecraft event you’ve ever seen!
So what are you waiting for? Join us before October 31st and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
disease.gg – OP Prison
Looking for a refreshing take on OP Prison? Disease has looked at every aspect of gameplay, and attempted to recreate the best experience possible.
We offer many features, some key, custom features which you may recognize from other servers include: – Pets – Armor
See you in the mines!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 740 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1962 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest pixel art of a potato. Watch as alliances are formed and broken over the last block of diamond ore in the mines. And get ready for some intense drama as players argue over who stole whose stack of dirt blocks.
But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. We also have fun events like “Chicken Jousting” where players ride chickens into battle with carrots on sticks. And our annual “Pig Racing Derby” is not to be missed – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig zoom past you at lightning speed.
So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the insanity for yourself. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Welcome to Sigma Network,
24/7 Minecraft Cross play server Best Minecraft community for you & your friends to play with.
Features: Survival Arena PVP Guilds Cross play Good Community
Join and Play.
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 9222 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 60 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
We’re a new server created by players who were bored of the rinse wash repeat servers we’ve all come to know. With the desire to create our own server our way we took the leap of faith starting off with a Prison server we hope everyone will come to know and love!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 191 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us on this wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your brain power, but we’ve got potions for that). Don’t miss out on the chance to become a Minecraft master and conquer the universe with your epic train empire. Trust us, it’s gonna be a trainwreck of fun!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
A brand-new Fantasy Towny Server!
– Choose your origin! Elf, Dwarf, Centaur, Vampire, and more!
– Create and expand your own kingdom!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant turtle! Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest that is guarded by a pack of dancing llamas who will only let you have the loot if you can beat them in a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy and the sun is made of cheese!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 8800 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join us as we journey through a world filled with dangerous mobs, treacherous terrain, and secret hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. But beware, for the end is near and only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the ultimate showdown.
So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane rollercoaster of a server. It’s all coming to a climax soon. I hope you’ve made peace with the lord, because things are about to get crazy!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
