Website: https://nolifesquad.tebex.io ip: play.nolifesquad.com Discord: https://discord.gg/9GmfWFscZd
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a player named Io who is totally cool with Rossy molesting kids. Yeah, you heard that right! It’s like a soap opera meets a horror movie meets a comedy show on our server.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And every full moon, a magical unicorn appears to grant wishes to players who can find it.
So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for Rossy and his questionable hobbies!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Survival Server with Economy and Claim
Welcome to our survival server! Here you can survive and build together with other players. Earn money by selling resources and participating in missions.
With our claim system, you can protect your home so no one can destroy it or steal your things. Explore the world, collaborate with friends and have fun!
Join now and start your adventure!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Explore our Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can find the most ridiculous treasures that will make you question your sanity. And don’t forget about our All Saints’ Wake celebration, where the ghosts and ghouls come out to play in the most hilarious ways possible.
But wait, there’s more! Join our meetups where you can hang out with fellow players and watch spooky movies like Evil Dead 2 and Legend of Sleepy Hollow. And if that’s not enough, we even have a Tokusatsu Watch Party featuring the final episode of GARO and a movie that will blow your mind.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves, a skydiving competition with Endermen as your partners, and a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden carrot (because why not?).
Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, Michi the cat with the funny face. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 165 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 790 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
This is a Bulgarian minecraft SMP server with many options for the player. Various shops are built, you can build any kind of farm (as long as it doesn’t crash the server), there are restarts and interruptions only when you really need to. Join our community now and let’s have fun together!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Self-hosted non-profit Craft To Exile 2 mod server is looking for players Version: 1.20.1 Modpack version: 0.6.2 Mod pack features: adventure, RPG, multiple worlds, etc. Module package size: about 300 pieces Adopt manual review whitelist system Via private messaging IP Detailed information will be posted in Discord
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding llamas armed with diamond swords and flying pigs shooting fireballs from the sky.
Our server is so wild that even the mobs have formed their own society and are plotting to overthrow the players.
And don’t worry about getting banned for griefing, because on our server, griefing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!
So come join us if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Hispanic server with a wide variety of modalities and the best community in the world. Come in now and try playing without lag!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 843 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Version > 1.9-1.21.1Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest
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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)
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Server advantages:
1. No lags
2. No donation bytes
3. Friendly admins
4. Constant updates
5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)
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Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Date head database (/headdb)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountains (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)
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Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Items at lvl X
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
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SkyBlock:
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)
➤ Menu (/menu)
➤ Shop (/shop)
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and show off their sick dance moves.
So why join our SMP? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, challenge a pack of creepers to a dance-off, and have a pet dragon named Steve? Trust us, this server is lit AF and you won’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans. Join now and get ready for a wild ride!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 34 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3411 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Complete quests like finding the legendary golden carrot or building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden dimension where you can meet a talking llama who will give you magical powers if you can beat him in a dance-off. And don’t forget about our weekly “Turtle Racing” competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who knows what crazy objectives you’ll meet next!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging flying llamas and riding pigs into battle. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group sing-along with creepers as backup dancers.
And let’s not forget about our legendary Cock and Dick/Penis thread. It’s like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you’ll find hilarious memes and questionable jokes. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, come join us in this Thailand-sized adventure!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Farms Harvested: | 759 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 106 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
