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| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 8301 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 3458 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9501 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or if you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt” competition.
We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take over the server, so you better join quick before it’s too late!
And rumor has it that Noko herself frequents our server, lurking in the shadows and causing mischief wherever she goes. So if you want to see what kind of chaos she would bring to a Minecraft world, come join us now!
