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| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 338 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
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