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| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 3514 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 |
Are you tired of being responsible for tiny humans in real life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of being childless in a virtual world! No more changing diapers or dealing with temper tantrums, just endless hours of blocky fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of child-hating unicorns who grant wishes to all childless players. So come join us and let your inner childless unicorn lover roam free!
