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Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 4622 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because, you know, it’s underground). And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race where players ride llamas dressed in ridiculous costumes while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers.
Oh, and did I mention the guy who runs around the server wearing nothing but a pumpkin on his head, claiming to be the king of the potato people? Yeah, he’s a real gem.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, then look no further. Join us now and become part of the madness! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re basically a subhuman. Just kidding…or am I?