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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 9736 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5379 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because, you know, it’s underground). And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race where players ride llamas dressed in ridiculous costumes while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers.
Oh, and did I mention the guy who runs around the server wearing nothing but a pumpkin on his head, claiming to be the king of the potato people? Yeah, he’s a real gem.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, then look no further. Join us now and become part of the madness! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re basically a subhuman. Just kidding…or am I?
