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| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 5845 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 42 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 |
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because, you know, it’s underground). And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race where players ride llamas dressed in ridiculous costumes while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers.
Oh, and did I mention the guy who runs around the server wearing nothing but a pumpkin on his head, claiming to be the king of the potato people? Yeah, he’s a real gem.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, then look no further. Join us now and become part of the madness! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re basically a subhuman. Just kidding…or am I?
