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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 7696 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1283 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because, you know, it’s underground). And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race where players ride llamas dressed in ridiculous costumes while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers.
Oh, and did I mention the guy who runs around the server wearing nothing but a pumpkin on his head, claiming to be the king of the potato people? Yeah, he’s a real gem.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, then look no further. Join us now and become part of the madness! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re basically a subhuman. Just kidding…or am I?