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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 3847 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 155 |
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because, you know, it’s underground). And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race where players ride llamas dressed in ridiculous costumes while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers.
Oh, and did I mention the guy who runs around the server wearing nothing but a pumpkin on his head, claiming to be the king of the potato people? Yeah, he’s a real gem.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, then look no further. Join us now and become part of the madness! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re basically a subhuman. Just kidding…or am I?