NoKidsNoDiamonds Minecraft SMP

childfree, Childless, criticism, Decision making, Expectations, family, Family Planning, guy, individual rights, judgment, Kids, Lifestyle, Minecraft, NoKidsNoDiamonds, parenthood, parenting, personal choice, PRESSURE, smp, societal norms, societal pressure, society, subhuman

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to create a town made entirely out of giant chickens. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS. And not just any chickens, but chickens that could talk and had a secret society plotting world domination.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because, you know, it’s underground). And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race where players ride llamas dressed in ridiculous costumes while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers.

Oh, and did I mention the guy who runs around the server wearing nothing but a pumpkin on his head, claiming to be the king of the potato people? Yeah, he’s a real gem.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, then look no further. Join us now and become part of the madness! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re basically a subhuman. Just kidding…or am I?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Magic Items Found:	3681	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Void Gems Collected:	22	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7348
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	935412
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Farms Harvested:	303	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.