NoKidsNoDiamonds Minecraft SMP

childfree, Childless, criticism, Decision making, Expectations, family, Family Planning, guy, individual rights, judgment, Kids, Lifestyle, Minecraft, NoKidsNoDiamonds, parenthood, parenting, personal choice, PRESSURE, smp, societal norms, societal pressure, society, subhuman

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to create a town made entirely out of giant chickens. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS. And not just any chickens, but chickens that could talk and had a secret society plotting world domination.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because, you know, it’s underground). And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race where players ride llamas dressed in ridiculous costumes while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers.

Oh, and did I mention the guy who runs around the server wearing nothing but a pumpkin on his head, claiming to be the king of the potato people? Yeah, he’s a real gem.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, then look no further. Join us now and become part of the madness! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re basically a subhuman. Just kidding…or am I?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Enchantments Applied:	161
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Magic Items Found:	3861	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Towns Built:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	74	Villages Defended:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Magic Items Found:	2663	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Items Found:	4659
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!