NoKidsNoDiamonds Minecraft SMP

childfree, Childless, criticism, Decision making, Expectations, family, Family Planning, guy, individual rights, judgment, Kids, Lifestyle, Minecraft, NoKidsNoDiamonds, parenthood, parenting, personal choice, PRESSURE, smp, societal norms, societal pressure, society, subhuman

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to create a town made entirely out of giant chickens. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS. And not just any chickens, but chickens that could talk and had a secret society plotting world domination.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because, you know, it’s underground). And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race where players ride llamas dressed in ridiculous costumes while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers.

Oh, and did I mention the guy who runs around the server wearing nothing but a pumpkin on his head, claiming to be the king of the potato people? Yeah, he’s a real gem.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, then look no further. Join us now and become part of the madness! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re basically a subhuman. Just kidding…or am I?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SkyFactory3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ SkyFactory3 Modpack by FTB ░░░░░░ This modpack can be found on FTB and Curse launchers! ░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in Datacenter on a Dedicated Server. > Online 24/7. > Protection and island creation with Grief Prevention system. > Economy – Auctions, Players Market and Server Shops. > Chance blocks. > Clans. > Crates and Rewards.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Farms Harvested:	277
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Star Shards Collected:	102
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	169

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Aspiria Mc

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

11 YEARS STRONG! Welcome to Aspiria — the best Survival server in the world! We create incredible Minecraft experiences unlike any other. Make friends and memories that will last. Every week, join us for unique events.* Survival No-Griefing server * Incredible Economy * Friendly and amazing community * Active discord server* Looking for new active staff – must meet requirementsJoin us now! IP: org.aspiriamc.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	949
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Blurkit Network

KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

The Blurkit Netowk community was born with the purpose of entertaining you and making you spend pleasant moments enjoying our servers.Come and make an appointment with us, we have a Network in Spanish and only for Premium players. We will wait for you..

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

isoVerse

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

mg network

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Best Minecraft survival server 24/7 + Java/Pe/Br The Indian server and community join our discord server for giveaways Because I giveaways at my discord join now my ingame and discord name AGAMxD!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	1857	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Mines Excavated:	2997
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BoxxyNetwork

FTB, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

BoxxyNetwork Who and what are we?We are a fairly new and recent modded minecraft server network, we host several modded minecraft servers and offer everyone support to enjoy a full modded experience. We strive to have stable and fast servers so there is no lag and a chill atmosphere.If you want to have a fun and interesting modded minecraft experience, join one of our servers and jump on discord to say hello! You can find all our servers on the website or on discord!Hope to see you soon 😉

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Enchantments Applied:	166	New Chunks Explored:	877704
Emeralds Found:	4970	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Vexstria

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Vexstria is a survival Minecraft server with economy, pvp, claiming, teams, skills, and a lot more! Join the discord to be updated on new and exciting features!We are a friendly and outgoing server with plenty to offer!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	7603	Love Letters Sent:	18
Magic Items Found:	8556	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dotarch MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hey there! Looking for a place to relax and make friends?Dotarch is a 1.20/1.20.1/1.20.2 Java Edition Minecraft server with a 3 year old world. We recently reopened after a year of downtime and would love to have you!Enjoy a diverse and welcoming community, active staff, and a featureset marked by continuous iteration towards betterment.Stick around for events in-game and on discord, including giveaways, build contests, and fun games to play together!See you there!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Crops Grown:	4673

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

X-Craft Reimagine

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

X-Craft Reimagine is a Malaysian Minecraft server that offers a classic gameplay experience. Join our Discord community to connect with fellow players, discuss the game, and stay updated on server events. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting your block-building journey, X-Craft Reimagine provides a friendly and immersive environment for everyone.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Rising Dragon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Rising Dragon is a (greylisted) survival server. With some plugins like mcMMO, jobs(reborn), ChestShops, and NPCs with quests. We welcome anyone who likes to play in an anti-grief and friendly environment.The server is private owned with an open mindset towards feedback from you.Feel free to look around, and if you wish to build let us know so we can promote you for free. We got a discord that you can join, but that’s completely up to you.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Worldbox SMP

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Worldbox SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Odyssey! Embark on an unforgettable journey in the vast realms of Worldbox SMP, where survival meets community in the most captivating way. Connect with Us:Server IP: 45.45.237.26:25565 Discord: discord.gg/ct2tdKdkz6 Website: worldbox-smp.tebex.io Embark on your Worldbox SMP adventure today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

DragonSoul

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

A Custom gens, where you can let your imagination fly, inspired by survival and skyblock, with more than 100 new enchantments for all tools and armor.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Crops Grown:	1069	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	29	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Bidoof Sanctuary

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Bidoof Sanctuary! [1.16.5] Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 – Server IP: BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun Are you tired of joining Pixelmon servers that promise to be non-pay-to-win, only to disappoint you? Look no further – Bidoof Sanctuary is the perfect server for you! Unlike other servers, we don’t offer paying ranks, with the exception of our Donator rank instead, we’ve developed our own custom /rankup plugin that rewards you for your dedication and playtime. At Bidoof Sanctuary, we believe in a pure gaming experience without crates or keys that hand out items. We embrace a semi vanilla-style gameplay, keeping everything fresh and fun. Join us today for an authentic and fair Pixelmon adventure!” Our In-Game Features include: Free Ranks: Enjoy a rank-up system based on playtime, not your wallet. Jobs: Earn as you play with our job system. Vote Rewards: Get rewarded for supporting the server with your votes. Custom Warps: Convenient teleportation to various locations. NPC Shops: Stock up on building blocks, held items, materials, and more. Safari: Explore and capture Pokémon in our custom-designed Safari. EV’s: Hone your Pokémon’s prowess with our EV training feature. BYG Biomes: Dive into the diverse world of BYG biomes. Gyms: Challenge yourself against formidable gym leaders to prove your skills. Clans: Unite with like-minded players to conquer new challenges together.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ASLANMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	453559	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The Snow Den

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Farms Harvested:	899	Crops Grown:	5128

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.