NoKidsNoDiamonds Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to create a town made entirely out of giant chickens. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS. And not just any chickens, but chickens that could talk and had a secret society plotting world domination.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because, you know, it’s underground). And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race where players ride llamas dressed in ridiculous costumes while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers.

Oh, and did I mention the guy who runs around the server wearing nothing but a pumpkin on his head, claiming to be the king of the potato people? Yeah, he’s a real gem.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, then look no further. Join us now and become part of the madness! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re basically a subhuman. Just kidding…or am I?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

isoVerse

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Dragons Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

mg network

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Best Minecraft survival server 24/7 + Java/Pe/Br The Indian server and community join our discord server for giveaways Because I giveaways at my discord join now my ingame and discord name AGAMxD!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BoxxyNetwork

FTB, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

BoxxyNetwork Who and what are we?We are a fairly new and recent modded minecraft server network, we host several modded minecraft servers and offer everyone support to enjoy a full modded experience. We strive to have stable and fast servers so there is no lag and a chill atmosphere.If you want to have a fun and interesting modded minecraft experience, join one of our servers and jump on discord to say hello! You can find all our servers on the website or on discord!Hope to see you soon 😉

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Vexstria

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Vexstria is a survival Minecraft server with economy, pvp, claiming, teams, skills, and a lot more! Join the discord to be updated on new and exciting features!We are a friendly and outgoing server with plenty to offer!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dotarch MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hey there! Looking for a place to relax and make friends?Dotarch is a 1.20/1.20.1/1.20.2 Java Edition Minecraft server with a 3 year old world. We recently reopened after a year of downtime and would love to have you!Enjoy a diverse and welcoming community, active staff, and a featureset marked by continuous iteration towards betterment.Stick around for events in-game and on discord, including giveaways, build contests, and fun games to play together!See you there!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Divine Spears Created:	29	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

X-Craft Reimagine

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

X-Craft Reimagine is a Malaysian Minecraft server that offers a classic gameplay experience. Join our Discord community to connect with fellow players, discuss the game, and stay updated on server events. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting your block-building journey, X-Craft Reimagine provides a friendly and immersive environment for everyone.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Villages Defended:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Rising Dragon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Rising Dragon is a (greylisted) survival server. With some plugins like mcMMO, jobs(reborn), ChestShops, and NPCs with quests. We welcome anyone who likes to play in an anti-grief and friendly environment.The server is private owned with an open mindset towards feedback from you.Feel free to look around, and if you wish to build let us know so we can promote you for free. We got a discord that you can join, but that’s completely up to you.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Worldbox SMP

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Worldbox SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Odyssey! Embark on an unforgettable journey in the vast realms of Worldbox SMP, where survival meets community in the most captivating way. Connect with Us:Server IP: 45.45.237.26:25565 Discord: discord.gg/ct2tdKdkz6 Website: worldbox-smp.tebex.io Embark on your Worldbox SMP adventure today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

DragonSoul

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

A Custom gens, where you can let your imagination fly, inspired by survival and skyblock, with more than 100 new enchantments for all tools and armor.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Bidoof Sanctuary

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Bidoof Sanctuary! [1.16.5] Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 – Server IP: BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun Are you tired of joining Pixelmon servers that promise to be non-pay-to-win, only to disappoint you? Look no further – Bidoof Sanctuary is the perfect server for you! Unlike other servers, we don’t offer paying ranks, with the exception of our Donator rank instead, we’ve developed our own custom /rankup plugin that rewards you for your dedication and playtime. At Bidoof Sanctuary, we believe in a pure gaming experience without crates or keys that hand out items. We embrace a semi vanilla-style gameplay, keeping everything fresh and fun. Join us today for an authentic and fair Pixelmon adventure!” Our In-Game Features include: Free Ranks: Enjoy a rank-up system based on playtime, not your wallet. Jobs: Earn as you play with our job system. Vote Rewards: Get rewarded for supporting the server with your votes. Custom Warps: Convenient teleportation to various locations. NPC Shops: Stock up on building blocks, held items, materials, and more. Safari: Explore and capture Pokémon in our custom-designed Safari. EV’s: Hone your Pokémon’s prowess with our EV training feature. BYG Biomes: Dive into the diverse world of BYG biomes. Gyms: Challenge yourself against formidable gym leaders to prove your skills. Clans: Unite with like-minded players to conquer new challenges together.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ASLANMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Potions Brewed:	133
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

The Snow Den

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SGC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SGC Network 2.0 is a revival of SGCraft, opening soon. It will include gamemodes such as: – With Semi-Van – Survival (MMORPG) – PGM (PvP Game Modes) – Skyblock (Island Survival)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Detox

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Detox is a Minecraft economy server with custom plugins and features, cosmetics and an established player base. We have two servers focusing on different aspects of economy.OG: The original server focusing more on PVP and custom enchants with an economy. Features include an in-game shop, land claims and more.Peaceful: A pure economy server with land claims, baltop, PVE, keep inventory on and a GUI shop.Both servers feature player shops, where players can buy a small plot with in-game money and sell any in-game items they wish. Both servers also feature player warps where individual players can host a public farm or building that other players can enter and make us of.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Zenus Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Zenus Network is a Minecraft server with economy, in smp mode and with the mcMMO plugin. Players can explore, build and trade to earn money and progress in the game. With a friendly and active community, it’s a great place for players looking for a social and interactive experience.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!