NoKidsNoCryMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tantrums are not only allowed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of screaming, kicking, and full-blown meltdowns in the middle of the virtual world. Our special needs-friendly environment is perfect for those who want to let loose and express themselves in the most outrageous ways possible.

Forget about boring old coffee shops, on our server you can have a tantrum for a full 30 minutes without anyone batting an eye. And if anyone dares to stare, we’ll just kick them out (virtually, of course). Our regulars love the chaos and excitement that comes with having a child with special needs wreak havoc in our virtual space.

So come join us and let your inner tantrum-thrower shine! Who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new friends who appreciate a good screaming fit every now and then. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Emeralds Found:	9553
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1419
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	149	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Miccraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

“Welcome to miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Neocrafters

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival Games

A server where the main aspect is quality! A large list of online mini-games for the enjoyment of all users who do not have a Preminum account within reach. Mc.neocrafters.es YOUR ONLINE SERVER 24 HOURS A DAY!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Void Gems Collected:	31
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Minemora Server

Creative, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

IP: mc.minemora.net It is an independent Minecraft server created with the aim of entertaining players in its different game modes. We invite you to connect with us and enjoy this wonderful Server This is a serivor with the modalities of: – Survival – Skywars – The Hunger Games – KitPvP

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Impeerium minecraft server

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The newly started minecraft server in Estonia, which offers a lot of fun gaming experiences, kindly accepts the suggestions offered by the players and, if there are good ideas, implements them.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	674331	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Emerald Prison | OP Prison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

Emerald Prison is a one-of-a-kind prison experience! Upgrade, automate, and customize your own private Realm as you progress through our unique badge system. Unlock Components and hatch Companions that destroy blocks for you in all of your various Mine types – each of which provides a unique boost to your progress. Prestige your pickaxe and equip animated cosmetics that allow your enchantments to shine.

There are many more features to check out, so join us and our community today to get started!

IP: play.EmeraldPrisonMC.com Discord: https://discord.gg/EmeraldPrison

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

TacoLand

Skywars

Hello, Welcome! TacoLand is a SkyWars 1.8.x server without lag. Not premium and if you vote for it you can get great benefits like free tortillas. So what are you waiting for? Enter now and invite your friends to get to know our great server 😀 We are waiting for you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	7398	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Dragon Eggs Found:	3474
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Journey Gaming

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

Start your Journey now! Website: http://journeygaming.com/ IP: play.journeygaming.com A complete custom Pixelmon Experience, join us for the best Survival Pixelmon has to offer! Featuring a unique version of Pixelmon with new Pokemon including Darkrai, Arceus, Dialga, Palkia, Xereneas and Yveltal!

Featuring: 3 Servers: Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh! ALL pokemon are available on ALL servers! 8 Player Gyms with two different Tiers across all of our servers Custom Content from Move Tutor to GUI Badges to Fly Suits! Special Aura Pokemon obtainable in game! Keys and Crates to obtain random pokemon and In-Game Shops! Vote Parties! Regularly Scheduled competitive Tournaments and Events planned and organized by our staff team!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

DiamondFire

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

DiamondFire is a Minecraft multiplayer server where players can create their own games! Using DiamondFire’s custom-built visual programming platform, players can construct game logic by simply placing regular Minecraft blocks.

The system is easy to use and requires no prior programming experience. It’s the easiest way for players to create their own Minecraft minigames and share them with the world! There’s no need to set up a server, to know how to write code, or to download any client mods. Just join mcdiamondfire.com and get creating!

In February 2016, DiamondFire was named the #1 Minigame Server by the Minecraft Forum! Our server has consistently been praised for its unique concept and thriving community!

In July 2017, DiamondFire was showcased at the Scratch 2017 Conference in Bordeaux, France! Scratch is a computer science education tool developed by MIT. By providing a block-based coding system directly within Minecraft multiplayer, DiamondFire teaches programming concepts in a unique social environment; this results in high engagement and strong learning outcomes!

Join at mcdiamondfire.com!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	243
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Noxcrew Factory

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Noxcrew Factory is a server created by the Noxcrew to host gameshow and the other creations by the Noxcrew (The people behind the most recent Terra Swoop Force map!).

We strive to bring unique gamemodes which are at a high quality. You will not see similar modes on other servers!

MCStrike is a unique and incredibly fun gun-combat style gamemode with tons of potential for awesome gamemodes! Unlock a variety of guns and equipment and use them to level up or prestige!

Gameshow is a collection of Arcade minigames with 3v3 playstyles based on the Youtube series of ‘Noxcrew Gameshow’!

Come join the fun right now on:

nox.gs

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Pumpkin Craft

Factions, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Pumpkin Craft, A new minecraft factions server. We have – Factions McMMO Parkour Silky Spawn

Normal Factions, NOT OP

We are not accepting any staff so dont ask.

All we want from this server is to get people to have a good time!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

KrumbledMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Experience the worlds of KrumbledMC!

An incredible server exclusively for adults aged 18 and above (No Exceptions).

Dive into our multi-world adventure, always up-to-date with the latest Version of Java. Leave behind the hassles of drama as you indulge in a crossplay (Java / Bedrock) worlds crafted just for you.

We have a Resource world that is regularly reset. The map is large with lots of room to build. We utilize anti-griefing plugins along with a variety of other plugins to make your game enjoyable and your builds safe. The plugins we have aren’t meant to take the challenge out of the game, but to add a whole new dynamic to your gaming experience on our server.

Interact with our ChatGPT powered, A.I. NPC’s!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Buildings Constructed:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

GunColony

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Mob-Arena is a mini-game where you kill waves of mobs in an arena. The minigame has always been boring with the traditional weapons such as swords and bows. However, we have guns that can help you fight these mobs. Featuring a wide variety of guns, including AK-47, FAMAS, Steyr AUG, Schmidt Scout, AWP, XM1014, PP-Bizon, Negev and many others! You can also tame your own pet and it will help you fight the hordes of monsters. Natural regeneration and mob-to-mob damage have also been enabled, which means you are able to use a creeper to blow up other mobs! Beta ran through May 30, 2015 to June 23, and we’re happy to announce our first release patch! We’re fresh, 40 slots, and ready to enjoy!

The server DOES NOT REQUIRE ANY MODS. Using vanilla 1.8 or higher you can join the server and correctly view the 3D models, however it is highly recommended that you use vanilla Minecraft 1.8.4 or higher to join the server. Optifine for 1.8.4 is compatible with the server.

As we have been released and we do not have a high need for staff, staff application requirements is now increased to Corporal I instead of Private I. The age restrictions are still minimal.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Falling into the Void:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.