NoKidsNoCryMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tantrums are not only allowed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of screaming, kicking, and full-blown meltdowns in the middle of the virtual world. Our special needs-friendly environment is perfect for those who want to let loose and express themselves in the most outrageous ways possible.

Forget about boring old coffee shops, on our server you can have a tantrum for a full 30 minutes without anyone batting an eye. And if anyone dares to stare, we’ll just kick them out (virtually, of course). Our regulars love the chaos and excitement that comes with having a child with special needs wreak havoc in our virtual space.

So come join us and let your inner tantrum-thrower shine! Who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new friends who appreciate a good screaming fit every now and then. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	72
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	New Chunks Explored:	101894
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Jonarchy

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Jonarchy is a special Minecraft server that mixes chaos and order. It doesn’t have strict rules, but it doesn’t allow cheating or hacking. This makes it a place where players can be creative, clever, and part of a cool community.

In Jonarchy, you have to play by the rules of the game, using your skills and stuff you find, without any shortcuts or cheats. This makes the game more fun and exciting.

What’s neat about Jonarchy is that there aren’t many rules, so you can make friends, make enemies, and work together with others however you want. It’s all about the players deciding how things go, which makes it super interesting.

So, if you’re up for a challenge and want a fun Minecraft adventure where you can be creative, strategic, and part of a cool community, Jonarchy could be your new favorite server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

VanescaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Earth, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Towny

• Vanesca Craft is an advanced hub server based on 1.16.5.

Server IP: play.vanescacraft.com Web Site: https://www.vanescacraft.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dynasty Network

Towny

At Dynasty Network we are a community that seeks to integrate the most recent Minecraft updates and fun modalities with great news. Join and be part of this great brotherhood!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
New Chunks Explored:	194079	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Moonskys

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Vanilla

Discover Moonskys Discord Server! Looking for a fun and engaging Discord community? Search no more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Arab Throne

Survival

Java IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Bedrock IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Port: 2611

1.20+

Welcome to Arab Throne, an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!

The server offers a variety of plugins that enhance the player experience while also staying true to Minecraft’s roots such as keep-inv, player warps, grief prevention, and more!

Show your support for the server by voting to earn free keys which grants perks such as extra homes, cool prefixes, and more!

Grab a seat, get comfy and stay for a while!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	32
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Farms Harvested:	945	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Villages Defended:	15

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Wither Network

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

What is this server ? WitherMC is the coolest USA Lifesteal server. What do we have?

⇨ Hotest Chaotic Lifesteal Box server releasing soon !

(WitherMC is available for both Java and Bedrock Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.withermc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

Join us today even right now and enjoy your adventure with us !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Balkania Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

– BALKANIA CRAFT – THE BIGGEST MINECRAFT TOWNY SERVER IN THE BALKANS

The goal of playing on our Minecraft server at the beginning is to build your own base in the wild and face the danger of mobs and other players and earn enough money to move to one of our towny cities founded and maintained by our mayors, when you move to the city is protected from pvp and raiding errors and you can advance in the city to become co-mayor and help the city to be the biggest and most powerful city on the server!

Towny: Balkania Craft is based on minecraft Role-Play, Towny gaming aspect, build your city and be the strongest force on the server with the help of your teammates! You can read more information on our discord.

Economy: Tax players, sell land, build your own shop, sell things at the auction house or build your own shop in your minecraft towny city and sell your resources that will help you become stronger and stronger in balkania craft!

And not only that, but we have one of the friendliest communities in minecraft! Come and join us 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Gods Slained:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

WarpMC

Cross-Play, Skyblock, Survival

Wait! let us introduce the grand opening of the WarpMC Network. With the amount of dope features, a truly Un-Duppable Crate Key system, and a Staff Team ready 24/7 to assist you in all your adventures, you are guaranteed to find exactly what you want. And if you don’t? Just ask us! We are constantly updated and adding new features :

Java / Bedrock Support Competitive Skyblock Seasons Dungeons and Bosses Online 100% of the time Latest Versions always Supported [ 1.7.X – 1.20.X ]

Free Ranks with our new, never seen before Voting System! Build a Nation or join a Kingdom to expand your Rule Become the most advance SlimeFun Engineer Manage a fleet of Minions to do the work for you Join an Active, Friendly and overall exciting Community! AI based Features Properity Store Item System

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Wzrd Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WzRD Network is a cut above the rest! Tired of looking for that Survival server that cares about its players? I know I was, which is why I started Wzrd Network! We’ve put a lot of work into everything we stand for. You can join our discord with https://discord.gg/tbyR3PCgFQ

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magic Items Found:	4845
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Syntax Network

Creative, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

A brand new minecraft network currently hosting various vanilla servers with an aim to expand to modded, pixelmon and RPG in the near future.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Star Shards Collected:	170
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Mine Danielovci

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

This Minecraft server is currently in the BETA but at the release we planned to have: SMP, Bedwars (Solos, Duos, Trios, …), Dropper, SkyWars and some more minigames. If you find an bug, find a cheater or just want somthing new, Join our Discord server: Go to -> Open a ticket, then click on create ticket, go to the created ticked and write what you wan’t there (Don’t spam these tickets if not needed) Info: Only Admins and you can see the ticket.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	6670	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Friends SMP

Survival, Vanilla

The server’s PORT has been changed to 25565 – we no longer require :12500. Connect with the regular ip!

Come have some fun on survival smp – no strict rules just use common sense

Do not hack under any circumstances, it just makes the game very boring for everyone else. No advertising either, thanks!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ComplexMC

Survival

ComplexMC is a Minecraft server that offers a rich and dynamic gaming experience for players of all levels. It serves as a virtual playground where creativity, innovation, and community thrive. At the heart of ComplexMC is a commitment to providing a unique and immersive environment that goes beyond the standard Minecraft gameplay.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

WorldOfShards

Skyblock

The home of Skyblock! Survival at its best! Create your own Skyblock and play with others! ———————————————— Skyblock Java, IP: play.worldofshards.eu ———————————————— – [1.20.1] Version – The original Skyblock experience. – Custom items. – New School Server with awesome comunity!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Dragons Tamed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CatchyMC

Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Start on a thrilling minecraft experience with us! Both owners of CatchyMC are fully dedicated to making this server work and want to see this community thrive, to get the best opportunity of this we take all feedback, criticism and suggestions seriously Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary gaming journey? Look no further! Introducing CatchyMC, the premier Minecraft server network that will redefine your gaming experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Divine Spears Created:	22	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.