NoKidsAllowedCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than watching Tyrone eat dry noodles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Our server is so fun, even Tyrone would put down his noodles to join in on the action. With epic builds, challenging quests, and a community that’s more welcoming than a grandma’s hug, you’ll never want to log off.

Plus, we promise not to nickname you “dry noodle” or make walrus sounds whenever you log in. We’re all about spreading positivity and having a blast together.

So come on, leave the drama behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be biting into is some juicy fun. Join our Minecraft server today and let the good times roll!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magic Items Found:	1048	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Buildings Constructed:	43	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchantments Applied:	243	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Potions Brewed:	166	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Emeralds Found:	4878
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6673
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	426	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Love Letters Sent:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
New Chunks Explored:	251931	Endless Night Skies:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Buildings Constructed:	33
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.