NoKidsAllowedCraft

aggression, aita, Behavior, bullying, child, Cruel, DAUGHTER, denial, dislike, DISRESPECTFUL, exclusion, family, food addiction, Grandma, grandmother, joint pain, NoKidsAllowedCraft, obesity, ridicule, Rude, self-centered, tantrums

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than watching Tyrone eat dry noodles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Our server is so fun, even Tyrone would put down his noodles to join in on the action. With epic builds, challenging quests, and a community that’s more welcoming than a grandma’s hug, you’ll never want to log off.

Plus, we promise not to nickname you “dry noodle” or make walrus sounds whenever you log in. We’re all about spreading positivity and having a blast together.

So come on, leave the drama behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be biting into is some juicy fun. Join our Minecraft server today and let the good times roll!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	37

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	283603
Holy Grails Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Ores Mined:	5697	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5494
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ProsperityCraft

Survival

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Buildings Constructed:	33
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Gempers Place

Survival

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Magic Items Found:	4522	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Emeralds Found:	8140	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

OustCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Wanna play old style minecraft server with out all thos anoying million’s of commands you have to use to play simple game, OustCraft is here, play simple Minecraft with simple commands. Server have events and friendly stuff members, we are working for better CHILL

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	429	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PlanexCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Survival

▬▬ ▬▬▛ PlanexCraft ▜▬▬ ▬▬Join our server which has boxpvp, oneblock and Survival Custom. You can rank up by being on our server for free. JAVA AND BEDROCK.Come in and find out if you’re good enough to earn the highest PlanexCraft rank! 1.20.1 – 1.20.2

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

EmberMC

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!