NoKidsAllowedCraft

aggression, aita, Behavior, bullying, child, Cruel, DAUGHTER, denial, dislike, DISRESPECTFUL, exclusion, family, food addiction, Grandma, grandmother, joint pain, NoKidsAllowedCraft, obesity, ridicule, Rude, self-centered, tantrums

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than watching Tyrone eat dry noodles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Our server is so fun, even Tyrone would put down his noodles to join in on the action. With epic builds, challenging quests, and a community that’s more welcoming than a grandma’s hug, you’ll never want to log off.

Plus, we promise not to nickname you “dry noodle” or make walrus sounds whenever you log in. We’re all about spreading positivity and having a blast together.

So come on, leave the drama behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be biting into is some juicy fun. Join our Minecraft server today and let the good times roll!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Endless Night Skies:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Farms Harvested:	477	Runes Activated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Void Armor Forged:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mines Excavated:	1470	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Buildings Constructed:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2442

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Mines Excavated:	2174	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.