NoKidsAllowedCraft

aggression, aita, Behavior, bullying, child, Cruel, DAUGHTER, denial, dislike, DISRESPECTFUL, exclusion, family, food addiction, Grandma, grandmother, joint pain, NoKidsAllowedCraft, obesity, ridicule, Rude, self-centered, tantrums

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than watching Tyrone eat dry noodles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Our server is so fun, even Tyrone would put down his noodles to join in on the action. With epic builds, challenging quests, and a community that’s more welcoming than a grandma’s hug, you’ll never want to log off.

Plus, we promise not to nickname you “dry noodle” or make walrus sounds whenever you log in. We’re all about spreading positivity and having a blast together.

So come on, leave the drama behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be biting into is some juicy fun. Join our Minecraft server today and let the good times roll!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Emenbee Realms

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Towny

Emenbee Realms is back and better than ever! A revival of the classic Minecraft server, brought to you by members of the original staff! Supports version 1.7-1.20.1

Bedrock IP: geyser.mc-em.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

DragonCraftMC

Factions, Tekkit

Experience the Tekkit 2 Factions Server! Version: 1.2.1. Join now for an immersive gameplay with mods, alliances, and interspace intense battles. Come start your journey today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ScuffleMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Star Shards Collected:	56	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Farzy

Cross-Play, Survival

A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Towns Built:	6
Villages Defended:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Crown

Creative, Survival

Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

IP: thecrownmc.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6767	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ores Mined:	1742	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Suralt

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Safe Haven

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Safe Haven is a community-based server with SMP, Creative, a few minigames, and more in development! We have friendly staff and an incredible community welcoming to all!

SMP: – No griefing – PVP toggleable – McMMO

Creative: – Rank system – Free Worldedit and VoxelSniper

We also have Hide and Seek and other community minigames! IP: safehavensmp.apexmc.co OR 172.240.174.132:25576 (1.20.1) We hope you have fun! -Safe Haven Community

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CandyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Towny

Emek Skyblock and Faction Server You can buy vip etc with gems More things like Digger Minion farmer minion Collector Minion are available in our game ip: mc.candycraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Villages Defended:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	8105	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	New Chunks Explored:	239681
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.