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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 7983 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Towns Built: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride where Nokia phone boot screens are the norm and adult and child handholding is considered scandalous! What do they mean by this? Who knows, but it’s sure to keep you entertained for hours on end.
Watch out for the unexpected twists and turns that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a hilariously bizarre adventure unlike any other!