NoiseyCraft: AF Risk Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2024

HateflixMC

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Are you tired of being judged for not liking that one movie everyone else raves about? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your movie opinions don’t matter at all! Our server is filled with players who understand that not everyone has to love the same things, especially when it comes to movies. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the haters of that popular movie gather to plot its downfall. So if you want to join the resistance against the tyranny of that overrated flick, come on over and build with us!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

HezbollahHavocCraft

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come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where israeli strikes on beirut are targeting potential new hezbollah chief but like who cares about that when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends on our server like seriously why worry about real world drama when you can be living your best blocky life with us join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe and a pet llama that spits fireballs at your enemies like how cool is that bro so what are you waiting for come join us and let’s have some epic fun together in the world of blocks and pixels who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with us am i right let’s goooooooo.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Blocky Breaks: Gender Gap Study

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so like, u know how like, scientists be all smart and stuff? well, on this server, we got like, a bunch of scientists who stopped being all science-y after just one article. but like, it’s cool cuz we got more women than men doing it, so it’s like, super rare and stuff. come join us and be part of this wacky world where scientists give up faster than you can say “E=mc2”. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	826362
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Space Marine 2 Minecraft Server

Armors, big guy in armor, darktide, enjoyment, faithful, Fans, games, Interest, Lore, Marine, Minecraft, series, Server, Space, space marine 2, space marines, Thread, vermintide 2, Warhammer, Warhammer series

Are you a fan of big guys in armor? Do you love smashing through enemies with brute force? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner Space Marine!

Our server is so faithful to the lore that even Warhammer fans are impressed. They say it’s like stepping into the world of Warhammer itself!

Not only will you get to experience the thrill of being a Space Marine, but you’ll also discover new games like Darktide and Vermintide 2 that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for an epic adventure unlike any other!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Enchantments Applied:	287	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Sakura’s SMP Shenanigans – Minecraft SMP

#youtube, 3D streams, cover songs, Flower Fantasista, Flower Rhapsody, geekjack, hololive, holoWitches, INFORMATION, live performance, merch, MikoBoat, Minecraft, original songs, sakura miko, Sakuras, Shenanigans, smp, social media, twitch, twitter, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, さくらみこ

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot? Or maybe you’re enticed by the rumor that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love to prank unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams the land in search of adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Emeralds Found:	4434
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ChocoCraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the chocolate factory of servers! We’ve got more sweet treats than Willy Wonka himself, and our players are as nutty as a Snickers bar. Join us if you want to indulge in some deliciously fun gameplay and maybe even find the golden ticket to our secret base filled with cocoa beans and Oompa Loompas. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for chocolate diamonds and build the sweetest creations you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a square, join our chocolatey paradise today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BlockyBuddies: NoCaresHere

abandonment, BlockyBuddies, coping mechanisms, emotional neglect, Emotional support, feeling invisible, introspection, Loneliness, mental health, NoCaresHere, realization, relationships, seeking approval, seeking attention, seeking validation, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self worth, self-esteem issues, trust issues

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely block in a vast world of Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unloved again! Join us and discover a community of players who will always have your back, whether you’re building a majestic castle or just trying to survive a Creeper attack.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life?

Join us now and say goodbye to feeling like nobody cares about you. Because on our server, you’ll always be the diamond in the rough!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TwitCraft Minecraft Server

Censorship, child abuse material, controversy, corporate accountability., court challenge, digital content, Fine, internet regulation, lawsuit, Legal, legal battle, legal consequences, Minecraft, Notice, online platform, penalty, Server, social media, social responsibility, TwitCraft, twitter, VIOLATION, X Corp

Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than X Corp losing in court! Imagine a world where creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and ride pigs like they’re our trusty steeds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BurkinaFasoMassacre600

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Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than that massacre in Burkina Faso! We got like 600 players duking it out, double the previous estimates, all according to our French security assessment (which is just a fancy way of saying we got some dude named Pierre keeping an eye on things). It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky kinda way. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Teleportation with Elon Musk

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So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can, like, teleport everywhere, man. Elon Musk totally invented this crazy teleportation system and now you can, like, zap yourself from one end of the map to the other in, like, a split second. It’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against a herd of speedy llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

And get this, bro – the diamonds on this server are, like, super mega ultra rare. You gotta dig, like, a bajillion blocks just to find one. But once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So, like, why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad Minecraft adventures ever? Come on, man, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the teleportation fun begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6558	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Trump’s Block Party

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Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s combover and endorse the most outrageous candidates for Senate elections! Our players are so embedded in social networks, they make Facebook look like MySpace! Plus, we got conspiracy theories for days, just like Trump! So come on over and let’s build some polarizing effects together! #BuildThatWall #ElectionFraud #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Void Armor Forged:	29
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A MATCH Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A KHOUGHT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Tweet Delete Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate party zone for blocky adventurers! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, pig races, and secret dungeons guarded by dancing skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the boss while busting out their best dance moves. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where all the cows can talk and the trees drop enchanted golden apples.

So why did he delete this tweet? Because he couldn’t handle the epicness of our server and wanted to keep it all to himself. Don’t make the same mistake, join us now and let the blocky madness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Villages Defended:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Lose in Minecraft SMP? What do people find fun about these?

Adrenaline, challenge, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Find, Fun, gameplay, LOSE, LOSING, Minecraft, patience, people, perseverance, Progression, REWARD, Risk, roguelites, satisfaction, skill, smp, strategy, Tactics, winning

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where losing is winning and playing slowly and carefully is a thing of the past! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.

2. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Disco Llama, who drops rare loot and can break out into spontaneous dance parties at any moment.

3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs on the server into flying bacon mounts, perfect for cruising around in style and causing chaos.

4. Our community events include competitive sheep shearing races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of rainbow wool and a pet unicorn.

So why waste time playing boring old roguelites when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP? Come join the fun and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	198
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9421
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Enchantments Applied:	231	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Farms Harvested:	544
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2