NoHaterzAllowed Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old people? Do you want to join a server where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to be friends with players who have built entire cities out of diamond blocks, tamed dragons to use as flying mounts, and have a secret underground lair filled with treasure. But beware, if you can’t handle the heat of a PvP battle or the chaos of a prank war, then you might not be able to handle the craziness of our server.

We only accept players who are willing to take on challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, creating a farm with every single type of animal in the game, or participating in a massive treasure hunt that leads to a hidden stronghold filled with rare loot.

So if you think you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness, then join us today and see if you can become the ultimate champion of our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

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Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Star Shards Collected:	199
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BlockBucks Adventures

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If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Farms Harvested:	522
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	8283

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

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yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	536	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

FreePvP

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FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Towns Built:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we come up with! Join us if you want to experience a server where the villagers have taken over and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. But don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? We have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and challenge players to race them for epic prizes. Plus, our nether is filled with friendly pigmen who love to trade rare items for stacks of cooked porkchops.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse), come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is just as intense as this 41F’s dilemma!

Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where you can build your own empire without worrying about workplace politics.

On our server, you can make 145k diamonds a day (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?) and never have to worry about quitting your job for your husband’s promotion.

Who needs a university job when you can be the ruler of your own Minecraft kingdom? Join now and let’s build a world where crazy employee handbooks and office drama don’t exist!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Zombie Dances:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind history’s grizzliest and grossest events! Ever wondered what really happened during the Plague of Justinian? Turns out it was just a bunch of creepers exploding everywhere! And the Black Death? Just a bunch of zombies running amok! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic journey through history like you’ve never seen before. Who knew the past could be so entertaining (and explosive)? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Villages Defended:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyDisasterAdvice

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges and mind-boggling quests that will leave you questioning your sanity.

One time, a player joined our server and was told to build a house out of TNT. They thought it was a joke, but little did they know, our server is full of explosive surprises. Let’s just say, their house didn’t last very long!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies and evil chickens. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then join us now! Just remember, you’ve been warned.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Animals Bred:	111
Magic Items Found:	7304	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NextLevel Network

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Welcome to Nextlevel Network

Explore Nextlevel Network, where Survival, Factions, and KitPvP come together to create an unparalleled Minecraft experience.

Survival: Dive into a rich, expansive world where you can explore, build, and thrive. With an active and friendly community, you can collaborate or carve out your own path.

Factions: Join or create your own faction to conquer territories and dominate the world. Build powerful alliances or wage war against rivals. It’s survival of the fittest in this land of endless opportunities.

KitPvP: Hone your combat skills in our action-packed KitPvP arenas. Choose your kit, perfect your strategies, and rise through the ranks to become the ultimate champion.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Moonscape Network

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Even though Minecraft is played by people of all ages, many multiplayer servers are not friendly to younger audiences and may allow toxicity, profanity, and other sorts of harmful behavior. Many servers also attempt to provide their players with significant advantages in the form of items or perks in exchange for their hard-earned money, which could lead to economic burden, among other consequences. Lastly, many servers nowadays arguably lack uniqueness and engagement, making it difficult to be creative and to come up with unique ideas that could provide a more enjoyable multiplayer experience.

Upon reviewing these flaws, there is a need for a multiplayer experience that is friendly to all, fair to all, as well as engaging and fun. Moonscape Network is an answer to that call.

Moonscape Network is an ongoing Minecraft server passion project that started in April of 2023. It is currently a small server that will evolve to become a network of mini-games for players of all ages to enjoy!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ores Mined:	5268
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Farms Harvested:	351

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

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Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Modes > Survival

Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Villages Defended:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.