NoGoToThatLand | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HappyCraft SMP

Art Therapy, Contentment, creativity, emotional well being, fulfillment, Happiness, HappyCraft, hobby, joy, Joyful, leisure activity, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Peace of mind, positive emotions, recreational pursuit, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, well-being

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1113
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Animals Bred:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Towns Built:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s basically what this server is like.

We’ve got a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. We do all sorts of wacky challenges like building a house out of nothing but melons or trying to ride a chicken across the ocean. It’s pure chaos and it’s freaking hilarious.

And don’t even get me started on the mods we have. We’ve got one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing machines and another that gives you a pet dragon that farts rainbows. It’s like a psychedelic trip every time you log on.

So if you want to join in on the madness and have a hobby that will make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us on this Minecraft SMP server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard that the owner is actually a secret llama in disguise. How cool is that?

Felon47FrenzyCraft

BIAS, Censorship, Conspiracy, control, Corruption, destroy America, Felon 47, Felon47FrenzyCraft, Government, Journalism, major media, malcontents, Manipulation, media companies, Misinformation, News, political agenda, Propaganda, society, tired, underplaying

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3036
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Buildings Constructed:	49
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	5225	Enchantments Applied:	218
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Are you tired of the mainstream media ignoring the real issues like Felon 47 and his gang of misfits wreaking havoc on our beloved country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t shy away from the truth! Join us and fight against Felon 47 and his evil plans to turn America into a giant potato farm. Yes, you heard that right, a potato farm! But don’t worry, we have an army of flying pigs ready to take him down. So come join us and be a hero in the battle against the spud uprising!

SolarCraft11: The End is Near!

SolarCraft11

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can help save the massive solar plant from closure after 11 years of hard work!!! we need ur help to build giant solar panels and fight off evil mobs trying to shut it down!!! u can even ride on giant sunflowers and shoot lasers at the bad guys!!! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that farts rainbows!!! so what r u waiting for?? come save the day and have a blast on our server!!!

Ramgrief: I am looking for those. admin for the vulture server minecraft

ADMIN, Minecraft, prokek bar, Ramgrief, vulture server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9416
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

I am making a prokek bar I do not really understand me, I need those. Admin

TheAbab2282.aternos.me:44554

Savage Domain 1.20.5

1.20.5, 2025, Brutal, Disturbing, Domain, Frightening, graphic content, Gruesome, Horror, INTENSE, internet, jaw-dropping, not prepared, ONLINE, savage, Scary, Shocking.., social media, spine-chilling, Terrifying, unexpected, Video, viral, webm

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Farms Harvested:	924	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like time travel but with blocks and creepers, man!

Imagine building a time machine out of pixelated dirt and going back to 2025, but like, in Minecraft form.

You can relive all the crazy stuff that happened in 2025, like when the aliens landed and started playing Minecraft with us.

But watch out for those futuristic creepers, they explode with laser beams and stuff, it’s wild!

So come join us on this server and experience the madness of 2025 all over again, but with a Minecraft twist. Let’s go, bro!

PsychicCraft Minecraft Server

Artistic, audience participation, awkward, awkward comedy, awkward humor, awkward situation, belief in afterlife, cold reading, comedy, Debunking, ENERGY, grand finale, Minecraft, Performance, Psychic Medium, PsychicCraft, punch bowl, Server, skeptic, Spiritual beliefs, turd in the punch bowl, variety show

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	217	Alien Abductions:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Are you tired of boring old psychic mediums who can’t even guess your favorite childhood toy correctly? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a truly mind-blowing experience that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Our server is filled with mystical wonders and supernatural surprises that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. Who needs a psychic medium when you can commune with spirits and ghosts in the virtual realm?

Forget about boring comedy shows, join our server for a variety show like no other. Witness the power of the unknown as you explore hidden realms and uncover secrets that will leave you speechless.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Who needs a psychic medium when you have Minecraft?

CreeperCon2025: Behind the Blocks

blocks, CreeperCon2025, mod, mod application, mod application process, mod benefits, mod challenges, mod communication, mod duties, mod experience, mod feedback, mod guidelines, mod opportunities, mod qualifications, mod requirements, mod responsibilities, mod rules, mod selection process, mod team, mod time commitment, mod tools, mod training

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7632
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a mod is like being a superhero with a neckbeard! Join us and experience the thrill of being called every insult under the sun while you fight for justice against the trolls and griefers.

To be a mod, you need thick skin, a few hours a week, and the ability to share your ideas without fear of being trolled. And don’t forget patience – you’ll need it when dealing with people who can’t read more than 10 words at a time or refuse to accept the truth.

A day in the life of a mod includes waking up in your mom’s basement, arguing with your dad about your lack of employment, and then diving into the queue to approve/remove content and answer modmail messages. It’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it!

We’re currently accepting new mod applications, especially if you have Typescript experience or can mod during US overnight hours. So grab your PC, put on your cape, and join us in the fight against assholes and trolls on our epic Minecraft server!

ScaredyCraft SMP

childhood anxiety, childhood fears, childhood fears revisited, childhood media, childhood memories, childhood nightmares, childhood phobias, childhood terrors, childhood trauma, confronting childhood fears, creepy children’s shows, facing childhood demons, fear of the dark, fear of the unknown, horror movies, irrational childhood fears, media-induced fear, overcoming childhood fears, psychological horror, ScaredyCraft, scary movies, smp

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	549
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, remember that one time when I was a kid and I watched this super scary show and I couldn’t sleep for like a week? Yeah, well this server is scarier than that, but in a fun way, you know?

Like, there’s this one time when I was mining for diamonds and this giant zombie pigman came out of nowhere and started doing the cha-cha slide, it was hilarious! And then there was this other time when I was building a castle and a herd of llamas came and started spitting at me, like, what even?

But seriously, this server is so much fun, you gotta join us! We have epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have the time of our lives in this wacky, wild Minecraft world!

CraveCraft – Feed Your Blocky Appetite

Appetite, blocky, comfort food, CraveCraft, craving, cravings, DELICIOUS, dessert, Feed, Food, guilty pleasure, Hunger, indulgence, Mouthwatering, SALTY, satisfaction, Savory, SNACKS, spicy, sweets, temptation, Treat, yum

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Secret Passages Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you craving a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and tickle your funny bone at the same time? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual buffet of awesomeness!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not, right?). Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the sheer madness that goes on here.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Chew & Disappear Minecraft Server

Chew, disappear, dissolving, Evil, Food, Immersive, Minecraft, poof, pure evil, satisfaction, sensory experience, Server, simulation, Soggy, swallow, tasting, TEXTURED, Tongue, torture, virtual reality, vr world, Waterboarding

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and crazy adventures ever! We have waterboarding style torture in the VR world, but don’t worry, it’s more pure evil than actual torture. We’ll let you chew all types of great tasting and textured food, but here’s the catch – it just disappears mid-chew! No satisfaction swallow, no slowly dissolving onto the tongue. Just poof, break from soggy chew. More chew, more fun! So come join us for a wild ride of disappearing food and insane challenges. Who knows what other crazy things you’ll encounter on our server!

Charged Up Country Roads

buildout, Charged, continuous charging access, Country, coverage, eco-friendly, electric cars, electric vehicles, energy efficiency, fast chargers, federal funding, Gaps, Infrastructure, missing chargers, renewable energy, Roads, rural areas, study, sustainable, Technology, Transportation, transportation-network, US

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4584
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	145
Potions Brewed:	78	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the electric vehicle fast chargers are missing across the US but who needs them when you can ride a pig with a saddle instead? federal funding boosts our coverage but we still have rural gaps for you to explore and conquer. even with full buildout, some areas will still lack continuous charging access but who cares when you can build a castle out of diamond blocks and ride a llama into battle? join us now for the most electrifying minecraft experience of your life!

DragonCraft Realms 1.20

Anime, Cell, dragon ball super, Dragon Ball Super characters, Dragon Ball Super episodes, Dragon Ball Super fans, Dragon Ball Super fights, Dragon Ball Super hype, Dragon Ball Super memories, Dragon Ball Super nostalgia, Dragon Ball Super series, Dragon Ball Super universe, dragon ball z, DragonCraft, Frieza, Gohan, goku, Piccolo, Realms, Saiyan, Super Saiyan, Vegeta

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5768
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Votes:	5037	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Join this Minecraft server if you want to relive the glory days of your childhood when you were a blocky pixelated adventurer!

We have more fun than a barrel of explosive creepers and more excitement than a pig riding a minecart!

Experience the thrill of mining for diamonds and building epic structures that will make your friends jealous!

Don’t miss out on the chance to battle zombies, skeletons, and other mobs in epic battles that will get your heart pumping!

Join now and let your inner child run wild in a world where anything is possible!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

aita, appreciation, Boundaries, Comment, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cooking, cooking preferences, Gratitude, Halloween, HangryCraft, holiday dinners, meal etiquette, meal preparation, Meals, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mutual friends, refusal, Requests, roommate, roommate dynamics, Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2755
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	113	Dragon Scales Harvested:	395
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of cooking for ungrateful roommates who can’t appreciate your culinary skills? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual feast fit for a king (or queen)!

On our server, you can create elaborate dining halls, cook up delicious virtual meals, and even host dinner parties with your friends (who hopefully won’t yell at you over potatoes). And the best part? You’ll never have to deal with ungrateful roommates demanding meals ever again!

So come join us on our server and feast like never before. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a virtual banquet at your fingertips? Join now and let the cooking (and the fun) begin!

VirginityVillains

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, crying, emotional, friendship, jokes, judgment, love, mocking, oversensitive, Party, Respect, roommates, sensitivity, Support, Trust, Uní, Upset, VIRGINITY, VirginityVillains

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no sense of humor? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Just like the time I built a giant statue of a crying baby to commemorate the day I lost my Minecraft virginity. Yes, you heard that right, we celebrate all milestones here, big or small!

But beware, there may be some players who like to mock cry at you randomly. Don’t worry, just laugh it off and keep building your epic creations. And if anyone crosses the line, just call your Minecraft girlfriend to pick you up and escape the drama.

So come on over to our server and let’s build some memories together, because life’s too short to take Minecraft too seriously!

CraftyCompliments

Admiration, appreciation, best compliment, best ever, boost of confidence, compliment received, CraftyCompliments, encouragement, favorite compliment, flattering words, heartfelt words, kind words, meaningful praise, memorable compliment, positive feedback, praise, received compliment, sweet words, thoughtful compliment, uplifting words, words of affirmation

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Emeralds Found:	521	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs. Our server is so amazing that even Herobrine himself asked to join, but we had to turn him down because he kept griefing our pixel art of a giant potato.

The best compliment you’ll ever receive on our server is when someone tells you that your diamond armor makes you look like a sparkly unicorn warrior ready to take on the Ender Dragon in style. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

Players:	103/700	Votes:	7656
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10