NoGoToThatLand | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HappyCraft SMP

Art Therapy, Contentment, creativity, emotional well being, fulfillment, Happiness, HappyCraft, hobby, joy, Joyful, leisure activity, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Peace of mind, positive emotions, recreational pursuit, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, well-being

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	240955
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s basically what this server is like.

We’ve got a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. We do all sorts of wacky challenges like building a house out of nothing but melons or trying to ride a chicken across the ocean. It’s pure chaos and it’s freaking hilarious.

And don’t even get me started on the mods we have. We’ve got one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing machines and another that gives you a pet dragon that farts rainbows. It’s like a psychedelic trip every time you log on.

So if you want to join in on the madness and have a hobby that will make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us on this Minecraft SMP server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard that the owner is actually a secret llama in disguise. How cool is that?

Felon47FrenzyCraft

BIAS, Censorship, Conspiracy, control, Corruption, destroy America, Felon 47, Felon47FrenzyCraft, Government, Journalism, major media, malcontents, Manipulation, media companies, Misinformation, News, political agenda, Propaganda, society, tired, underplaying

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3392
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3142	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Towns Built:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Alien Abductions:	5

Are you tired of the mainstream media ignoring the real issues like Felon 47 and his gang of misfits wreaking havoc on our beloved country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t shy away from the truth! Join us and fight against Felon 47 and his evil plans to turn America into a giant potato farm. Yes, you heard that right, a potato farm! But don’t worry, we have an army of flying pigs ready to take him down. So come join us and be a hero in the battle against the spud uprising!

SolarCraft11: The End is Near!

SolarCraft11

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8245
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1697
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can help save the massive solar plant from closure after 11 years of hard work!!! we need ur help to build giant solar panels and fight off evil mobs trying to shut it down!!! u can even ride on giant sunflowers and shoot lasers at the bad guys!!! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that farts rainbows!!! so what r u waiting for?? come save the day and have a blast on our server!!!

Ramgrief: I am looking for those. admin for the vulture server minecraft

ADMIN, Minecraft, prokek bar, Ramgrief, vulture server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9012
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

I am making a prokek bar I do not really understand me, I need those. Admin

TheAbab2282.aternos.me:44554

Savage Domain 1.20.5

1.20.5, 2025, Brutal, Disturbing, Domain, Frightening, graphic content, Gruesome, Horror, INTENSE, internet, jaw-dropping, not prepared, ONLINE, savage, Scary, Shocking.., social media, spine-chilling, Terrifying, unexpected, Video, viral, webm

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4539
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Potions Brewed:	162
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	9097	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like time travel but with blocks and creepers, man!

Imagine building a time machine out of pixelated dirt and going back to 2025, but like, in Minecraft form.

You can relive all the crazy stuff that happened in 2025, like when the aliens landed and started playing Minecraft with us.

But watch out for those futuristic creepers, they explode with laser beams and stuff, it’s wild!

So come join us on this server and experience the madness of 2025 all over again, but with a Minecraft twist. Let’s go, bro!

PsychicCraft Minecraft Server

Artistic, audience participation, awkward, awkward comedy, awkward humor, awkward situation, belief in afterlife, cold reading, comedy, Debunking, ENERGY, grand finale, Minecraft, Performance, Psychic Medium, PsychicCraft, punch bowl, Server, skeptic, Spiritual beliefs, turd in the punch bowl, variety show

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3905
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Mines Excavated:	3748	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Are you tired of boring old psychic mediums who can’t even guess your favorite childhood toy correctly? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a truly mind-blowing experience that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Our server is filled with mystical wonders and supernatural surprises that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. Who needs a psychic medium when you can commune with spirits and ghosts in the virtual realm?

Forget about boring comedy shows, join our server for a variety show like no other. Witness the power of the unknown as you explore hidden realms and uncover secrets that will leave you speechless.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Who needs a psychic medium when you have Minecraft?

CreeperCon2025: Behind the Blocks

blocks, CreeperCon2025, mod, mod application, mod application process, mod benefits, mod challenges, mod communication, mod duties, mod experience, mod feedback, mod guidelines, mod opportunities, mod qualifications, mod requirements, mod responsibilities, mod rules, mod selection process, mod team, mod time commitment, mod tools, mod training

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2316
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Votes:	9641	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a mod is like being a superhero with a neckbeard! Join us and experience the thrill of being called every insult under the sun while you fight for justice against the trolls and griefers.

To be a mod, you need thick skin, a few hours a week, and the ability to share your ideas without fear of being trolled. And don’t forget patience – you’ll need it when dealing with people who can’t read more than 10 words at a time or refuse to accept the truth.

A day in the life of a mod includes waking up in your mom’s basement, arguing with your dad about your lack of employment, and then diving into the queue to approve/remove content and answer modmail messages. It’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it!

We’re currently accepting new mod applications, especially if you have Typescript experience or can mod during US overnight hours. So grab your PC, put on your cape, and join us in the fight against assholes and trolls on our epic Minecraft server!

ScaredyCraft SMP

childhood anxiety, childhood fears, childhood fears revisited, childhood media, childhood memories, childhood nightmares, childhood phobias, childhood terrors, childhood trauma, confronting childhood fears, creepy children’s shows, facing childhood demons, fear of the dark, fear of the unknown, horror movies, irrational childhood fears, media-induced fear, overcoming childhood fears, psychological horror, ScaredyCraft, scary movies, smp

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	695
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Void Gems Collected:	37
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, remember that one time when I was a kid and I watched this super scary show and I couldn’t sleep for like a week? Yeah, well this server is scarier than that, but in a fun way, you know?

Like, there’s this one time when I was mining for diamonds and this giant zombie pigman came out of nowhere and started doing the cha-cha slide, it was hilarious! And then there was this other time when I was building a castle and a herd of llamas came and started spitting at me, like, what even?

But seriously, this server is so much fun, you gotta join us! We have epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have the time of our lives in this wacky, wild Minecraft world!

CraveCraft – Feed Your Blocky Appetite

Appetite, blocky, comfort food, CraveCraft, craving, cravings, DELICIOUS, dessert, Feed, Food, guilty pleasure, Hunger, indulgence, Mouthwatering, SALTY, satisfaction, Savory, SNACKS, spicy, sweets, temptation, Treat, yum

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5529
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Farms Harvested:	797

Are you craving a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and tickle your funny bone at the same time? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual buffet of awesomeness!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not, right?). Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the sheer madness that goes on here.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Chew & Disappear Minecraft Server

Chew, disappear, dissolving, Evil, Food, Immersive, Minecraft, poof, pure evil, satisfaction, sensory experience, Server, simulation, Soggy, swallow, tasting, TEXTURED, Tongue, torture, virtual reality, vr world, Waterboarding

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6388
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and crazy adventures ever! We have waterboarding style torture in the VR world, but don’t worry, it’s more pure evil than actual torture. We’ll let you chew all types of great tasting and textured food, but here’s the catch – it just disappears mid-chew! No satisfaction swallow, no slowly dissolving onto the tongue. Just poof, break from soggy chew. More chew, more fun! So come join us for a wild ride of disappearing food and insane challenges. Who knows what other crazy things you’ll encounter on our server!

Charged Up Country Roads

buildout, Charged, continuous charging access, Country, coverage, eco-friendly, electric cars, electric vehicles, energy efficiency, fast chargers, federal funding, Gaps, Infrastructure, missing chargers, renewable energy, Roads, rural areas, study, sustainable, Technology, Transportation, transportation-network, US

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1541
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	New Chunks Explored:	614639
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the electric vehicle fast chargers are missing across the US but who needs them when you can ride a pig with a saddle instead? federal funding boosts our coverage but we still have rural gaps for you to explore and conquer. even with full buildout, some areas will still lack continuous charging access but who cares when you can build a castle out of diamond blocks and ride a llama into battle? join us now for the most electrifying minecraft experience of your life!

DragonCraft Realms 1.20

Anime, Cell, dragon ball super, Dragon Ball Super characters, Dragon Ball Super episodes, Dragon Ball Super fans, Dragon Ball Super fights, Dragon Ball Super hype, Dragon Ball Super memories, Dragon Ball Super nostalgia, Dragon Ball Super series, Dragon Ball Super universe, dragon ball z, DragonCraft, Frieza, Gohan, goku, Piccolo, Realms, Saiyan, Super Saiyan, Vegeta

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4601
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Animals Bred:	49
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Join this Minecraft server if you want to relive the glory days of your childhood when you were a blocky pixelated adventurer!

We have more fun than a barrel of explosive creepers and more excitement than a pig riding a minecart!

Experience the thrill of mining for diamonds and building epic structures that will make your friends jealous!

Don’t miss out on the chance to battle zombies, skeletons, and other mobs in epic battles that will get your heart pumping!

Join now and let your inner child run wild in a world where anything is possible!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

aita, appreciation, Boundaries, Comment, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cooking, cooking preferences, Gratitude, Halloween, HangryCraft, holiday dinners, meal etiquette, meal preparation, Meals, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mutual friends, refusal, Requests, roommate, roommate dynamics, Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	279
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of cooking for ungrateful roommates who can’t appreciate your culinary skills? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual feast fit for a king (or queen)!

On our server, you can create elaborate dining halls, cook up delicious virtual meals, and even host dinner parties with your friends (who hopefully won’t yell at you over potatoes). And the best part? You’ll never have to deal with ungrateful roommates demanding meals ever again!

So come join us on our server and feast like never before. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a virtual banquet at your fingertips? Join now and let the cooking (and the fun) begin!

VirginityVillains

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, crying, emotional, friendship, jokes, judgment, love, mocking, oversensitive, Party, Respect, roommates, sensitivity, Support, Trust, Uní, Upset, VIRGINITY, VirginityVillains

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no sense of humor? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Just like the time I built a giant statue of a crying baby to commemorate the day I lost my Minecraft virginity. Yes, you heard that right, we celebrate all milestones here, big or small!

But beware, there may be some players who like to mock cry at you randomly. Don’t worry, just laugh it off and keep building your epic creations. And if anyone crosses the line, just call your Minecraft girlfriend to pick you up and escape the drama.

So come on over to our server and let’s build some memories together, because life’s too short to take Minecraft too seriously!

CraftyCompliments

Admiration, appreciation, best compliment, best ever, boost of confidence, compliment received, CraftyCompliments, encouragement, favorite compliment, flattering words, heartfelt words, kind words, meaningful praise, memorable compliment, positive feedback, praise, received compliment, sweet words, thoughtful compliment, uplifting words, words of affirmation

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Runes Activated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1409
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs. Our server is so amazing that even Herobrine himself asked to join, but we had to turn him down because he kept griefing our pixel art of a giant potato.

The best compliment you’ll ever receive on our server is when someone tells you that your diamond armor makes you look like a sparkly unicorn warrior ready to take on the Ender Dragon in style. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

Players:	95/400	Votes:	5167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	358
Potions Brewed:	99	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2