NoFamousFriendsAllowed | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Love Letters Sent:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

FckdUpAtTheMoment – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you feel like the Ender Dragon is personally targeting you and your diamond armor? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Towns Built:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ChaseCraft: Survive for 3 Bil

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you have the chance to win a whopping 3 billion dollars! But here’s the catch – you have to survive for 12 hours while being chased by a villain of your choice. Will you pick the evil genius mastermind with a penchant for elaborate traps? Or maybe the dastardly pirate captain with a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder? The choice is yours, but beware, because these villains are no joke!

Join our server for the chance to test your survival skills in the most insane way possible. Will you outsmart your chosen villain and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you end up as their next victim? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the chase begin! Good luck, brave adventurer!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

VuhledarDefenseCraft

battle plans, bolstered, commander orders, Conflict, Defences, Defense, east, eastern Ukraine, Falls, Military, military tactics, Reinforcements, SECURITY, strategy, top commander, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukrainian forces, Vuhledar, VuhledarDefenseCraft, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic fortresses like ukraine’s top commander! we need all the help we can get to defend against the evil creepers and zombies that keep attacking us. vuhledar may have fallen, but we will rise again with your help! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. who needs ukraine when you can join our epic minecraft server and become a legendary warrior in your own right!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens, participate in epic dance battles with Endermen, and build houses out of rainbow-colored obsidian. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up with all the chaos!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with zombies and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite building powers.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Buildings Constructed:	33
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

The Secret Mossad HQ Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most top-secret, highly classified Minecraft SMP server in existence – Mossad HQ! Join us if you dare to embark on a wild adventure filled with espionage, intrigue, and of course, building epic structures!

Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself couldn’t gain access without the secret password (which is “potato” by the way). We have hidden bases, secret tunnels, and even a llama spy network that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a retired spy who once infiltrated the Ender Dragon’s lair and stole its treasure. Join us and maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind this mysterious figure.

So what are you waiting for? Join Mossad HQ today and become a part of the most covert Minecraft community out there. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who might be watching you… 👀🕵️‍♂️

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Crops Grown:	4520	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

FurnitureFiascoCraft

Affair, affair partner, BETRAYAL, borrowed furniture, cheating partner, Deception, dishonesty, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family drama, furniture removal, FurnitureFiascoCraft, Hidden Secrets, moving furniture, relationship issues, rental home, STEPDAUGHTER, suspicious behavior, teenage daughter, trust issues

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal and furniture moving madness!

Picture this: you log on to our server and discover that your partner has been cheating on you with another player. But wait, there’s more! Your stepdaughter is involved too, receiving gifts from the affair partner behind your back.

Feeling betrayed and suspicious? Take matters into your own hands and move all the furniture out of your partner’s house without telling them. Watch as chaos ensues and alliances are tested in this epic tale of love, lies, and stolen couches.

Join now for a server experience like no other, where drama is just a block away and furniture is the ultimate weapon of revenge!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	471151
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want some wacky adventures!

Join us for a chance to participate in ridiculous challenges like building a house out of nothing but dirt or trying to tame a wild llama with a carrot on a stick. And don’t even get us started on the crazy pranks that happen on the server – one time, someone replaced all the diamonds in the mine with cooked chicken!

But the real reason you should join our SMP is for the chance to relive your most awkward interactions in a whole new way. Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, now you can recreate that moment by accidentally calling a pig “Steve” in front of all your fellow players.

So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MineCraftyExcuse

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

Need a good excuse for being late to work? Just tell your boss you were busy building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama on our server. Trust us, they’ll understand once they see your masterpiece.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you’ll meet a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Biden’s Boomtown: Explosive Adventures

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Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got more explosions than Beirut, and that’s saying something! Biden even be talking about us, saying we hitting Iran’s oil sector with our epic TNT cannons!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions left and right while building your own epic base. Our community is lit, just like those oil fields we be blowin’ up! So come on, what you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Runes Activated:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3359	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Shut Up Teacher Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your school life? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your teacher’s questionable comments. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the police are investigating it for being too lit. So come on, join us and let’s show those cops what real trouble looks like!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Balmung, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, general, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Golem, Il Mheg, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Shirogane, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultros, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zombie movies, zurvan

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds grow on trees (yes, trees!), and the creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding (trust us, it’s a sight to see).

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From zombie movie marathons to Mahjong tournaments, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t even get us started on our costume parties – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Void Armor Forged:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9676	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Villages Defended:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

GutFeelingGamer – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever had a gut feeling that you should join a Minecraft SMP because it’s the only place where llamas ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, that feeling is about to come true! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come join us and let your wildest gut feelings lead you to victory!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SmileCraft – The Happy Server

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Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, this server is so fancy even the animals dress to impress! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to make you smile, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers? Trust us, this server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never stop grinning from ear to ear!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

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so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Emeralds Found:	8153
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1