NoFamousFriendsAllowed | New Minecraft Servers 2024

TwitCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than X Corp losing in court! Imagine a world where creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and ride pigs like they’re our trusty steeds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Dimension Hops:	7
Villages Defended:	20	Dragons Tamed:	7
Zombie Dances:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BurkinaFasoMassacre600

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Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than that massacre in Burkina Faso! We got like 600 players duking it out, double the previous estimates, all according to our French security assessment (which is just a fancy way of saying we got some dude named Pierre keeping an eye on things). It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky kinda way. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Animals Bred:	35	Dragons Tamed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Teleportation with Elon Musk

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So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can, like, teleport everywhere, man. Elon Musk totally invented this crazy teleportation system and now you can, like, zap yourself from one end of the map to the other in, like, a split second. It’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against a herd of speedy llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

And get this, bro – the diamonds on this server are, like, super mega ultra rare. You gotta dig, like, a bajillion blocks just to find one. But once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So, like, why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad Minecraft adventures ever? Come on, man, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the teleportation fun begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	5162	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Emeralds Found:	4287	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Trump’s Block Party

#endorsement, 2022 US Senate elections, BLOCK, campaign strategy, conspiracy theories, election fraud narratives, GOP candidate, Misinformation, Party, party loyalty, polarizing effect, political divisions, political endorsements, political influence, political polarization, republicans, social media, social network embeddedness, Support, trump, Trumps, voter behavior

Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s combover and endorse the most outrageous candidates for Senate elections! Our players are so embedded in social networks, they make Facebook look like MySpace! Plus, we got conspiracy theories for days, just like Trump! So come on over and let’s build some polarizing effects together! #BuildThatWall #ElectionFraud #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A MATCH Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A KHOUGHT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Tweet Delete Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate party zone for blocky adventurers! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, pig races, and secret dungeons guarded by dancing skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the boss while busting out their best dance moves. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where all the cows can talk and the trees drop enchanted golden apples.

So why did he delete this tweet? Because he couldn’t handle the epicness of our server and wanted to keep it all to himself. Don’t make the same mistake, join us now and let the blocky madness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Lose in Minecraft SMP? What do people find fun about these?

Adrenaline, challenge, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Find, Fun, gameplay, LOSE, LOSING, Minecraft, patience, people, perseverance, Progression, REWARD, Risk, roguelites, satisfaction, skill, smp, strategy, Tactics, winning

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where losing is winning and playing slowly and carefully is a thing of the past! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.

2. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Disco Llama, who drops rare loot and can break out into spontaneous dance parties at any moment.

3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs on the server into flying bacon mounts, perfect for cruising around in style and causing chaos.

4. Our community events include competitive sheep shearing races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of rainbow wool and a pet unicorn.

So why waste time playing boring old roguelites when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP? Come join the fun and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Enchantments Applied:	115

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

FckdUpAtTheMoment – Minecraft SMP

anxiety, Burnout, Challenges, confusion, coping mechanisms, emotional turmoil, exhaustion, FckdUpAtTheMoment, fear, Frustration, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, Negativity, Obstacles, overwhelm, PRESSURE, self-care strategies, self-doubt, setbacks, smp, stress, uncertainty

Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you feel like the Ender Dragon is personally targeting you and your diamond armor? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Void Gems Collected:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ChaseCraft: Survive for 3 Bil

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you have the chance to win a whopping 3 billion dollars! But here’s the catch – you have to survive for 12 hours while being chased by a villain of your choice. Will you pick the evil genius mastermind with a penchant for elaborate traps? Or maybe the dastardly pirate captain with a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder? The choice is yours, but beware, because these villains are no joke!

Join our server for the chance to test your survival skills in the most insane way possible. Will you outsmart your chosen villain and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you end up as their next victim? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the chase begin! Good luck, brave adventurer!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

VuhledarDefenseCraft

battle plans, bolstered, commander orders, Conflict, Defences, Defense, east, eastern Ukraine, Falls, Military, military tactics, Reinforcements, SECURITY, strategy, top commander, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukrainian forces, Vuhledar, VuhledarDefenseCraft, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic fortresses like ukraine’s top commander! we need all the help we can get to defend against the evil creepers and zombies that keep attacking us. vuhledar may have fallen, but we will rise again with your help! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. who needs ukraine when you can join our epic minecraft server and become a legendary warrior in your own right!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

Arcade, BlockBrawl, Characters, Combos, Community, competitive, consoles, discussion, FGG, fighting games, general, Mechanics, Minecraft, multiplayer, News, pastebin, PC, Server, strategy, Tournaments, Updates, video games, ZRTZV0XM

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens, participate in epic dance battles with Endermen, and build houses out of rainbow-colored obsidian. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up with all the chaos!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with zombies and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite building powers.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5323
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Divine Spears Created:	21
Secret Passages Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

The Secret Mossad HQ Minecraft SMP

#covert operations, #intelligence agency, #intelligence gathering, CounterTerrorism, Espionage, HQ, intelligence agency headquarters, Israel, Israeli defense, israeli government, Israeli intelligence, israeli intelligence service, israeli secret service, Israeli security, israeli spy agency, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Mossad, national security, secret, secret service, smp, Special Operations

Welcome to the most top-secret, highly classified Minecraft SMP server in existence – Mossad HQ! Join us if you dare to embark on a wild adventure filled with espionage, intrigue, and of course, building epic structures!

Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself couldn’t gain access without the secret password (which is “potato” by the way). We have hidden bases, secret tunnels, and even a llama spy network that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a retired spy who once infiltrated the Ender Dragon’s lair and stole its treasure. Join us and maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind this mysterious figure.

So what are you waiting for? Join Mossad HQ today and become a part of the most covert Minecraft community out there. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who might be watching you… 👀🕵️‍♂️

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3051	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

FurnitureFiascoCraft

Affair, affair partner, BETRAYAL, borrowed furniture, cheating partner, Deception, dishonesty, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family drama, furniture removal, FurnitureFiascoCraft, Hidden Secrets, moving furniture, relationship issues, rental home, STEPDAUGHTER, suspicious behavior, teenage daughter, trust issues

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal and furniture moving madness!

Picture this: you log on to our server and discover that your partner has been cheating on you with another player. But wait, there’s more! Your stepdaughter is involved too, receiving gifts from the affair partner behind your back.

Feeling betrayed and suspicious? Take matters into your own hands and move all the furniture out of your partner’s house without telling them. Watch as chaos ensues and alliances are tested in this epic tale of love, lies, and stolen couches.

Join now for a server experience like no other, where drama is just a block away and furniture is the ultimate weapon of revenge!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	6164	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want some wacky adventures!

Join us for a chance to participate in ridiculous challenges like building a house out of nothing but dirt or trying to tame a wild llama with a carrot on a stick. And don’t even get us started on the crazy pranks that happen on the server – one time, someone replaced all the diamonds in the mine with cooked chicken!

But the real reason you should join our SMP is for the chance to relive your most awkward interactions in a whole new way. Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, now you can recreate that moment by accidentally calling a pig “Steve” in front of all your fellow players.

So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magic Items Found:	4139
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5534
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2