NoFamousFriendsAllowed | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Star Shards Collected:	100
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

FckdUpAtTheMoment – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you feel like the Ender Dragon is personally targeting you and your diamond armor? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3789	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ChaseCraft: Survive for 3 Bil

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you have the chance to win a whopping 3 billion dollars! But here’s the catch – you have to survive for 12 hours while being chased by a villain of your choice. Will you pick the evil genius mastermind with a penchant for elaborate traps? Or maybe the dastardly pirate captain with a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder? The choice is yours, but beware, because these villains are no joke!

Join our server for the chance to test your survival skills in the most insane way possible. Will you outsmart your chosen villain and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you end up as their next victim? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the chase begin! Good luck, brave adventurer!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Dimension Hops:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

VuhledarDefenseCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic fortresses like ukraine’s top commander! we need all the help we can get to defend against the evil creepers and zombies that keep attacking us. vuhledar may have fallen, but we will rise again with your help! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. who needs ukraine when you can join our epic minecraft server and become a legendary warrior in your own right!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens, participate in epic dance battles with Endermen, and build houses out of rainbow-colored obsidian. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up with all the chaos!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with zombies and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite building powers.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

The Secret Mossad HQ Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most top-secret, highly classified Minecraft SMP server in existence – Mossad HQ! Join us if you dare to embark on a wild adventure filled with espionage, intrigue, and of course, building epic structures!

Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself couldn’t gain access without the secret password (which is “potato” by the way). We have hidden bases, secret tunnels, and even a llama spy network that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a retired spy who once infiltrated the Ender Dragon’s lair and stole its treasure. Join us and maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind this mysterious figure.

So what are you waiting for? Join Mossad HQ today and become a part of the most covert Minecraft community out there. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who might be watching you… 👀🕵️‍♂️

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	6116

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

FurnitureFiascoCraft

Affair, affair partner, BETRAYAL, borrowed furniture, cheating partner, Deception, dishonesty, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family drama, furniture removal, FurnitureFiascoCraft, Hidden Secrets, moving furniture, relationship issues, rental home, STEPDAUGHTER, suspicious behavior, teenage daughter, trust issues

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal and furniture moving madness!

Picture this: you log on to our server and discover that your partner has been cheating on you with another player. But wait, there’s more! Your stepdaughter is involved too, receiving gifts from the affair partner behind your back.

Feeling betrayed and suspicious? Take matters into your own hands and move all the furniture out of your partner’s house without telling them. Watch as chaos ensues and alliances are tested in this epic tale of love, lies, and stolen couches.

Join now for a server experience like no other, where drama is just a block away and furniture is the ultimate weapon of revenge!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want some wacky adventures!

Join us for a chance to participate in ridiculous challenges like building a house out of nothing but dirt or trying to tame a wild llama with a carrot on a stick. And don’t even get us started on the crazy pranks that happen on the server – one time, someone replaced all the diamonds in the mine with cooked chicken!

But the real reason you should join our SMP is for the chance to relive your most awkward interactions in a whole new way. Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, now you can recreate that moment by accidentally calling a pig “Steve” in front of all your fellow players.

So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineCraftyExcuse

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

Need a good excuse for being late to work? Just tell your boss you were busy building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama on our server. Trust us, they’ll understand once they see your masterpiece.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you’ll meet a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Biden’s Boomtown: Explosive Adventures

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Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got more explosions than Beirut, and that’s saying something! Biden even be talking about us, saying we hitting Iran’s oil sector with our epic TNT cannons!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions left and right while building your own epic base. Our community is lit, just like those oil fields we be blowin’ up! So come on, what you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magic Items Found:	8936	Star Shards Collected:	181

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Shut Up Teacher Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your school life? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your teacher’s questionable comments. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the police are investigating it for being too lit. So come on, join us and let’s show those cops what real trouble looks like!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds grow on trees (yes, trees!), and the creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding (trust us, it’s a sight to see).

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From zombie movie marathons to Mahjong tournaments, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t even get us started on our costume parties – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1047

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

GutFeelingGamer – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever had a gut feeling that you should join a Minecraft SMP because it’s the only place where llamas ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, that feeling is about to come true! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come join us and let your wildest gut feelings lead you to victory!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SmileCraft – The Happy Server

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Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, this server is so fancy even the animals dress to impress! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to make you smile, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers? Trust us, this server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never stop grinning from ear to ear!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Crops Grown:	5583

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

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so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Astral Projections Made:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34