NoFamousFriendsAllowed | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Trump’s Block Party

#endorsement, 2022 US Senate elections, BLOCK, campaign strategy, conspiracy theories, election fraud narratives, GOP candidate, Misinformation, Party, party loyalty, polarizing effect, political divisions, political endorsements, political influence, political polarization, republicans, social media, social network embeddedness, Support, trump, Trumps, voter behavior

Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s combover and endorse the most outrageous candidates for Senate elections! Our players are so embedded in social networks, they make Facebook look like MySpace! Plus, we got conspiracy theories for days, just like Trump! So come on over and let’s build some polarizing effects together! #BuildThatWall #ElectionFraud #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	145	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A MATCH Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.20, 274432, 60252383, 960365803980678039517181, Account.., banner, Boxpvp, description, GIF, KHOUGHT, Lazy, LET’S MAKE A MATCH, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server

The owner of the server “BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A KHOUGHT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Potions Brewed:	122
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Tweet Delete Minecraft Server

Accountability, Communication, DELETE, digital footprint, internet, Message, Minecraft, mistake, ONLINE, post, Public, reconsider, reconsideration, REFLECT, regret, REMOVE, Server, social media, social-networking, think twice, tweet, why

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate party zone for blocky adventurers! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, pig races, and secret dungeons guarded by dancing skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the boss while busting out their best dance moves. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where all the cows can talk and the trees drop enchanted golden apples.

So why did he delete this tweet? Because he couldn’t handle the epicness of our server and wanted to keep it all to himself. Don’t make the same mistake, join us now and let the blocky madness begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Lose in Minecraft SMP? What do people find fun about these?

Adrenaline, challenge, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Find, Fun, gameplay, LOSE, LOSING, Minecraft, patience, people, perseverance, Progression, REWARD, Risk, roguelites, satisfaction, skill, smp, strategy, Tactics, winning

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where losing is winning and playing slowly and carefully is a thing of the past! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.

2. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Disco Llama, who drops rare loot and can break out into spontaneous dance parties at any moment.

3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs on the server into flying bacon mounts, perfect for cruising around in style and causing chaos.

4. Our community events include competitive sheep shearing races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of rainbow wool and a pet unicorn.

So why waste time playing boring old roguelites when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP? Come join the fun and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Towns Built:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

asking questions, catching up on notes, condescending attitude, distraction in class, Exam, Full time work, getting life together, GIT, gtfo, GUD, late to class, making an effort, MomCraft, Mother, night shifts, PhD program, Professor, sitting next to me, snapping, struggling student, successful student, sympathetic, working mom

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magic Items Found:	8974	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

FckdUpAtTheMoment – Minecraft SMP

anxiety, Burnout, Challenges, confusion, coping mechanisms, emotional turmoil, exhaustion, FckdUpAtTheMoment, fear, Frustration, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, Negativity, Obstacles, overwhelm, PRESSURE, self-care strategies, self-doubt, setbacks, smp, stress, uncertainty

Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you feel like the Ender Dragon is personally targeting you and your diamond armor? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ChaseCraft: Survive for 3 Bil

bil, Chasecraft, SURVIVE

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you have the chance to win a whopping 3 billion dollars! But here’s the catch – you have to survive for 12 hours while being chased by a villain of your choice. Will you pick the evil genius mastermind with a penchant for elaborate traps? Or maybe the dastardly pirate captain with a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder? The choice is yours, but beware, because these villains are no joke!

Join our server for the chance to test your survival skills in the most insane way possible. Will you outsmart your chosen villain and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you end up as their next victim? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the chase begin! Good luck, brave adventurer!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

VuhledarDefenseCraft

battle plans, bolstered, commander orders, Conflict, Defences, Defense, east, eastern Ukraine, Falls, Military, military tactics, Reinforcements, SECURITY, strategy, top commander, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukrainian forces, Vuhledar, VuhledarDefenseCraft, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic fortresses like ukraine’s top commander! we need all the help we can get to defend against the evil creepers and zombies that keep attacking us. vuhledar may have fallen, but we will rise again with your help! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. who needs ukraine when you can join our epic minecraft server and become a legendary warrior in your own right!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Buildings Constructed:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

Arcade, BlockBrawl, Characters, Combos, Community, competitive, consoles, discussion, FGG, fighting games, general, Mechanics, Minecraft, multiplayer, News, pastebin, PC, Server, strategy, Tournaments, Updates, video games, ZRTZV0XM

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens, participate in epic dance battles with Endermen, and build houses out of rainbow-colored obsidian. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up with all the chaos!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with zombies and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite building powers.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magic Items Found:	1620
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

The Secret Mossad HQ Minecraft SMP

#covert operations, #intelligence agency, #intelligence gathering, CounterTerrorism, Espionage, HQ, intelligence agency headquarters, Israel, Israeli defense, israeli government, Israeli intelligence, israeli intelligence service, israeli secret service, Israeli security, israeli spy agency, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Mossad, national security, secret, secret service, smp, Special Operations

Welcome to the most top-secret, highly classified Minecraft SMP server in existence – Mossad HQ! Join us if you dare to embark on a wild adventure filled with espionage, intrigue, and of course, building epic structures!

Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself couldn’t gain access without the secret password (which is “potato” by the way). We have hidden bases, secret tunnels, and even a llama spy network that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a retired spy who once infiltrated the Ender Dragon’s lair and stole its treasure. Join us and maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind this mysterious figure.

So what are you waiting for? Join Mossad HQ today and become a part of the most covert Minecraft community out there. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who might be watching you… 👀🕵️‍♂️

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

FurnitureFiascoCraft

Affair, affair partner, BETRAYAL, borrowed furniture, cheating partner, Deception, dishonesty, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family drama, furniture removal, FurnitureFiascoCraft, Hidden Secrets, moving furniture, relationship issues, rental home, STEPDAUGHTER, suspicious behavior, teenage daughter, trust issues

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal and furniture moving madness!

Picture this: you log on to our server and discover that your partner has been cheating on you with another player. But wait, there’s more! Your stepdaughter is involved too, receiving gifts from the affair partner behind your back.

Feeling betrayed and suspicious? Take matters into your own hands and move all the furniture out of your partner’s house without telling them. Watch as chaos ensues and alliances are tested in this epic tale of love, lies, and stolen couches.

Join now for a server experience like no other, where drama is just a block away and furniture is the ultimate weapon of revenge!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	97
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward memories, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardAF, awkwardness aftermath, cringe-inducing interactions, cringe-worthy, cringeworthy moments, EMBARRASSING, haunting memories, Interaction, Minecraft, regretful, sleepless nights, smp, social anxiety, social awkwardness, UNCOMFORTABLE

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want some wacky adventures!

Join us for a chance to participate in ridiculous challenges like building a house out of nothing but dirt or trying to tame a wild llama with a carrot on a stick. And don’t even get us started on the crazy pranks that happen on the server – one time, someone replaced all the diamonds in the mine with cooked chicken!

But the real reason you should join our SMP is for the chance to relive your most awkward interactions in a whole new way. Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, now you can recreate that moment by accidentally calling a pig “Steve” in front of all your fellow players.

So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Enchantments Applied:	94
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MineCraftyExcuse

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

Need a good excuse for being late to work? Just tell your boss you were busy building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama on our server. Trust us, they’ll understand once they see your masterpiece.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you’ll meet a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Biden’s Boomtown: Explosive Adventures

Adventures, Bidens, BoomTown, explosive

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got more explosions than Beirut, and that’s saying something! Biden even be talking about us, saying we hitting Iran’s oil sector with our epic TNT cannons!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions left and right while building your own epic base. Our community is lit, just like those oil fields we be blowin’ up! So come on, what you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Potions Brewed:	128
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Emeralds Found:	7918
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Shut Up Teacher Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Behavior, child support, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, education, investigation, Late, Minecraft, overreacting, Parent, Police, Problem, School, Server, shut, shut up, STUDENT, Teacher

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your school life? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your teacher’s questionable comments. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the police are investigating it for being too lit. So come on, join us and let’s show those cops what real trouble looks like!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Magic Items Found:	8401	Void Gems Collected:	33

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3