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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 8749 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3714 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and maybe even causing a little chaos – just like when my girlfriend goes on a beer run after promising to quit! And don’t worry about driving her to the store for more alcohol, because on our server, you can teleport anywhere you want!
So come on down to our server and let loose like my girlfriend after a few drinks – just remember to log off before you end up in the bedroom with the door shut. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, just like my girlfriend regrets buying more beer!