NoDatingAppsOrBarsMCServer | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps, only to be ghosted or unmatched? Are you sick of spending your weekends at noisy bars and clubs, trying to impress people who aren’t worth your time? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, real men don’t need dating apps or bars to find love.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you come across a beautiful player who catches your eye. You start chatting, bonding over your shared love for building epic structures and battling mobs. Before you know it, you’ve found your Minecraft soulmate and you didn’t even need to swipe right to do it.

Join our server and experience a whole new way of meeting people. Who needs dating apps when you can find love while fighting off creepers and exploring vast, blocky landscapes? So put down your phone, grab your pickaxe, and start crafting your way to true love on our Minecraft server. Because real men don’t need dating apps – they find love in the most unexpected places.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Emeralds Found:	1039	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Snowy Bros Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of Justin Bieber, and have epic battles with other players using nothing but baked potatoes as weapons. Our server is like a mix between a circus and a war zone, but with more explosions and less clowns (unless you count the players, of course).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server, and if you can earn their trust, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Just don’t ask too many questions about how they became the rulers of our world…it’s a long and weird story involving a magic carpet and a talking cactus.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on whitebros…our response? and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back…and you may never look at a blocky pig the same way again.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NoHusbandNoWedding

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Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave the real-life drama behind.

We promise you won’t find any pictures of late husbands causing a ruckus at weddings here. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter how complicated their family dynamics may be.

So come on and join us for a virtual escape from the chaos of real life. Build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about seating arrangements or family feuds. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

LifeChangingSMP – What’s a seemingly small decision you made that ended up drastically changing your life?

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Join our Minecraft SMP and make decisions that will change your virtual life forever! One player joined our server and accidentally punched a pig, which led to a chain of events that resulted in them becoming the ruler of the entire server. Another player decided to build a giant statue of a chicken, which somehow unlocked a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot. Who knows what crazy decisions you’ll make that will lead to epic adventures and unexpected twists on our server! Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Crops Grown:	4739
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PixelPeepers

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the fun of accidentally seeing your fellow players naked! Our custom plugin randomly removes players’ clothes when they least expect it, leading to hilarious moments of embarrassment and laughter. Join now for a chance to catch a glimpse of Steve’s pixelated booty or watch as Alex desperately tries to cover up with a block of dirt. Don’t miss out on the chance to see who you’ll accidentally see naked next on our wild and wacky server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Mines Excavated:	4861
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Potions Brewed:	164	Enchantments Applied:	246
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MissileCraft Server: Zelensky’s Victory Plan

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane missile package to force russia to talk to us, just like Zelensky in Brussels! we have explosions, chaos, and lots of drama just like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers! join now to be part of the most intense diplomatic negotiations in minecraft history! who needs real life when you can be a part of this crazy adventure?!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftyKoreanNATOWar

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where North Korean soldiers and Russian forces team up to take over Ukraine… in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me! Join our server for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with explosions, tanks, and maybe even a nuclear bomb or two (just kidding… maybe). So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the world! Let’s get this party started, baby!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Pixel Aqua Farm: Half Food Risk, 8% GDP Loss

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we got water economics going WILD! like, did you know that half of the world’s food could be in danger in the next 25 years? that’s some crazy stuff, man! but don’t worry, on our server, we got all the water you need to grow those virtual crops and keep your GDP poppin’! join now and save the world, one block at a time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Potions Brewed:	39
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CustomSt3al

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Season 1

Custom Lifesteal! Halloween event! Be top 3 On leaderboards for a custom rank! top 3 kills=Assassin top 3 bal=Rich

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Fabled Realms

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Welcome to Fabled Realms!

Step into a world where epic adventures, thrilling combat, and immersive storytelling await. Fabled Realms is a dynamic Minecraft roleplay server that offers a blend of Questing, Survival, Arena PvP, and Roleplay elements, creating an unparalleled experience for every type of player!

Features: Questing: Embark on captivating story-driven quests that take you through ancient lands, forgotten kingdoms, and mystical realms. Complete challenges, solve mysteries, and uncover the secrets of the world.

Roleplay: Dive into your character’s story and interact with a vibrant, community-driven world. Choose your path—will you be a noble knight, a cunning rogue, or a powerful mage? Forge alliances, build your legacy, and shape the world through your actions.

Survival: Master the wild as you gather resources, build your stronghold, and thrive in an ever-changing environment. Whether you choose to live in peace or prepare for battle, survival is key.

Arena PvP: Test your combat skills in our adrenaline-pumping arenas! Face off against other players in duels or team battles to prove your strength and claim glory.

Join us at Fabled Realms, where every player has a story to tell, and the fate of the realm is in your hands!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Dragons Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Shacknews SMP: Where creepers knock and zombies jive – come join the chaos! 1.21.1 edition

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Welcome to Shacknews SMP
Shacknews SMP is an old school SMP server formed around the Shacknews gaming community. We’re looking for other like minded adults to join our server! We started running a Minecraft server back in the Alpha versions in 2010. Our server is PvE focused mostly on building projects/bases, redstone farms and just general playing Minecraft with friends, we’re all pretty laid back here. Typically we don’t do server economies or shopping districts, usually shared farms in community areas, ect… Pretty much a vanilla+ server here, no P2W, server boosting, ranks or anything like that on this server. Our server is currently running a custom-made Fabric Modpack on Java v1.21.1.

Welcome to Shacknews SMP

Shacknews SMP is an old school SMP server formed around the Shacknews gaming community. We’re looking for other like minded adults to join our server! We started running a Minecraft server back in the Alpha versions in 2010. Our server is PvE focused mostly on building projects/bases, redstone farms and just general playing Minecraft with friends, we’re all pretty laid back here. Typically we don’t do server economies or shopping districts, usually shared farms in community areas, ect… Pretty much a vanilla+ server here, no P2W, server boosting, ranks or anything like that on this server. Our server is currently running a custom-made Fabric Modpack on Java v1.21.1.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running Java v1.21.1.
Is the server P2W?	No, the server is not pay-to-win.
Do you have a Discord server?	Yes, we have a Discord server called Shacknews “TheChatty” Discord.
When was the server world last reset?	The server world was reset around the release of version 1.21 of Minecraft.
Do you have a modpack?	Yes, we have a custom-made Fabric Modpack available on Modrinth.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Towns Built:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

HubrisCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to experience a world where Israeli hubris reigns supreme? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and out-of-this-world challenges. Build your own virtual Israel and show off your hubris to the world. Take on epic quests like finding the lost Ark of the Covenant or battling giant hummus monsters.

But beware, the Israeli hubris is contagious and you may find yourself strutting around like a peacock in no time. So come on, join us and let your inner Israeli shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knew hubris could be so much fun?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Magic Items Found:	2899
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minecraft SMP: /Neuro-sama General/ – The Swarm King

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s out of this world? Join our server and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu!, Neuro-sama has evolved into a VTuber who sings, plays games, and goes on unhinged rants. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this madness!

Our schedule is as chaotic as Neuro-sama’s thoughts, but you can always catch her on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and even X (wherever that is). Need some AI education? Check out our links for videos and articles that will blow your mind!

And if you want to show your support for our AI queen, grab some merch from our store. Trust us, you won’t find another Minecraft SMP like this one. Join now and prepare for a wild ride! #NeuroSamaSMP #AIOverlord #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Divine Spears Created:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

IndependentCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel underappreciated like OP’s boyfriend made her feel! Here, we value your emotional well-being and will always check in on you, even if you’re a strong, independent player who can mine diamonds like a pro.

Join us for a supportive community that will never dismiss your feelings or tell you that you don’t need anyone checking in on you. We believe in showing care and appreciation for all players, no matter how self-sufficient they may seem.

And don’t worry, if you ever feel like storming out in a fit of rage like OP did, our virtual world has plenty of creeper-free zones where you can cool off and regroup. So come on over and let us show you the love and support you deserve in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NoHaterzAllowed Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old people? Do you want to join a server where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to be friends with players who have built entire cities out of diamond blocks, tamed dragons to use as flying mounts, and have a secret underground lair filled with treasure. But beware, if you can’t handle the heat of a PvP battle or the chaos of a prank war, then you might not be able to handle the craziness of our server.

We only accept players who are willing to take on challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, creating a farm with every single type of animal in the game, or participating in a massive treasure hunt that leads to a hidden stronghold filled with rare loot.

So if you think you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness, then join us today and see if you can become the ultimate champion of our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Crops Grown:	7548
Void Gems Collected:	28	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

EndGameQuest

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Imagine a Minecraft server where the ending is so epic, it puts all other endings to shame! Picture this: after hours of mining, building, and battling mobs, you finally reach the ultimate boss – a giant chicken with laser eyes and a diamond sword. But here’s the twist – instead of defeating the boss, you have to challenge it to a dance-off! If you win, you get a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn. If you lose, you have to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server. So, if you want a truly unforgettable ending to your Minecraft adventures, come join us and dance your way to victory!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!