NoDatingAppsOrBarsMCServer | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps, only to be ghosted or unmatched? Are you sick of spending your weekends at noisy bars and clubs, trying to impress people who aren’t worth your time? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, real men don’t need dating apps or bars to find love.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you come across a beautiful player who catches your eye. You start chatting, bonding over your shared love for building epic structures and battling mobs. Before you know it, you’ve found your Minecraft soulmate and you didn’t even need to swipe right to do it.

Join our server and experience a whole new way of meeting people. Who needs dating apps when you can find love while fighting off creepers and exploring vast, blocky landscapes? So put down your phone, grab your pickaxe, and start crafting your way to true love on our Minecraft server. Because real men don’t need dating apps – they find love in the most unexpected places.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Electrify & Renew: The Blocky Fleet

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got mad electrification goin’ on! Our vehicles be so lit, they practically shootin’ lightning bolts! And get this, we rollin’ out renewable electricity like it’s confetti at a party!

You won’t believe the health benefits, fam. We talkin’ billions, yo! By 2050, you gonna be feelin’ so fresh and so clean, clean, you won’t even recognize yourself. Your skin gonna be glowin’ like a glowstone block, and your energy levels gonna be higher than a stack of diamond blocks.

So come on, join the madness, join the fun! This server be poppin’ off like a creeper in a minefield. Don’t miss out on all the electrifying action, join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Void Gems Collected:	27
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

What is the IP for Flamingo Minecraft Server?

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Flamingo is a popular American YouTube personality known for his comedic gaming content. He joined the platform in 2017 and has since gained millions of subscribers. Flamingo is known for his energetic and entertaining videos, often featuring his unique sense of humor and engaging commentary. He has also collaborated with other popular YouTubers and has a dedicated fan base that eagerly awaits his latest uploads.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Animals Bred:	127	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RelapseMC

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RelapseMC is our brand-new Minecraft network, designed to bring you a unique survival gamemodes. Get ready to experience the thrill of Rust’s raid system combined with the strategic depth of Warcraft’s skills, all in one epic adventure. What to expect:

– Explore a Unique realm known as Warcraft – Choose a race to level up and unlock Different Abilities – Help your friends to Conquer and Rule

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Nostalgia SMP

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Welcome to beginnings of Nostalgia SMP!! If you’ve been yearning for a server with no mods; just simple Vanilla Minecraft, then this is the place for you!! Nostalgia SMP is a small community scouting for new, dedicated players. The server offers a brand-new survival world to play with your friends!! We also offer server-wide events held by admins to obtain special items and prizes (still Vanilla)! If you’re looking to join in on the ride, be sure to join the Discord! (Server is still in development and will be out within the next few weeks. Updates are posted to Discord)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Potions Brewed:	172
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by our resident llama, Naano, who is known for his impeccable fashion sense and love for disco music. He’ll show you around our insane world filled with floating islands made entirely of cheese, rainbow-colored sheep that shoot fireworks out of their butts, and a secret underground lair where the rarest diamonds in the game are guarded by a pack of dancing zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over a kingdom of chickens and offers quests for brave adventurers to embark on. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal that leads to the land of talking pigs who tell the funniest jokes in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Naano can’t wait to meet you and show you all the wacky wonders our server has to offer.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

The Persona Thread Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the grass grows so fast, it’s like watching a time-lapse on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Atlus, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that one player wished for an entire castle made of diamond blocks, only to have it collapse on them because they forgot to wish for structural integrity.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of deranged llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to challenge their dominance? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest adventure of your virtual life. Just be sure to bring some extra pairs of pants, because things are about to get crazy.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Mines Excavated:	4713	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BiCraft Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists! Just like the time I accidentally outed my friend as bi in front of everyone in our carpool. But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all, unless you wear your pride flag too subtly and end up causing a stir like I did.

Explore our virtual world where you can express yourself freely, just maybe leave the pride flags at home until you’re ready to come out to the whole server. Who knows, you might even make friends who won’t judge you for your fashion choices or accidentally spill your secrets to the entire group. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience, where the only drama is in the game, not in the carpool.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	932

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

FamCraft Engagement Bash

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Are you tired of being overshadowed by your perfect golden child sibling on every special occasion? Do you want to escape the clutches of a family that only cares about one person? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and create a world where you are the star of the show, where every achievement is celebrated and every gift is just for you. No more living in the shadow of your sibling, no more feeling like you don’t matter. On our server, YOU are the main character!

Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the drama and toxicity of family life. Build your own happy place, away from the constant comparisons and favoritism. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new family among your fellow players who understand what you’ve been through.

So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server today. It’s time to take control of your own story and create the life you deserve. See you in the game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Magic Items Found:	7435	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchantments Applied:	272	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SubSMPAddict – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old subscription services that offer nothing but the same old content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the subscription service you never knew you needed!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will blow your mind and a community of players who are always up for a good time.

But that’s not all! By joining our server, you’ll also gain access to exclusive in-game events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win fabulous prizes.

So why waste your time on boring old subscription services when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of fun and excitement? Sign up now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Void Armor Forged:	30	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3429
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NudeCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only risky thing you do is maybe fall into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, we take risky to a whole new level!

Join us for the chance to have wild and crazy nudity experiences like never before! Imagine running around the server butt-naked, dodging creepers and zombies while trying to find your lost armor. It’s a thrill like no other!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Naked Warrior, a player who has mastered the art of combat in the buff. Will you be brave enough to challenge them to a duel?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and maybe out of your clothes), then come join us for the wildest, riskiest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7319	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

GreekF16PilotTraining Minecraft Server

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haha omg join this server if u wanna fly like a F-16 pilot in Ukraine but in minecraft!!! we got greece hooking us up with extra resources so u can train super fast and be the best pilot in the game!!! fly high and conquer the skies, join now for epic battles and crazy adventures!!! let’s goooooooo!!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SinwarCraft – Leader of the Blocks

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OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, CUZ WE GOT HAMAS LEADER YAHYA SINWAR UP IN HERE! HE THOUGHT HE COULD HIDE IN GAZA, BUT WE SNATCHED HIM UP AND NOW HE’S BUILDING PIXEL ART WITH US! JOIN US FOR A CHANCE TO PLAY WITH A REAL-LIFE BAD GUY TURNED BLOCKY BUILDER! #BLOCKSNOTBOMBS #SINWAR4LIFE

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Enchantments Applied:	125
Love Letters Sent:	18	Buildings Constructed:	47
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Time Warp Craft

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Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where time is just a suggestion, bro. Like, on this server, time is like a funky disco ball, spinning and twirling wherever it pleases. You could be mining for diamonds for what feels like five minutes, but in reality, it’s been five hours. It’s like time travel, but without all the confusing science stuff.

Join this server if you want to experience time in a whole new wacky way. You’ll never be late for a creeper explosion again because time will be on your side. Plus, who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can have breakfast for dinner and dinner for breakfast? It’s a culinary revolution, man.

So come on down to our time-bending Minecraft server and see what all the hype is about. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of time obliterated. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Buildings Constructed:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Farms Harvested:	650	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Viral Gene Catalog: Ocean Microbe Madness

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so, liek, imagine this: u join dis epic minecraft server and u r not just playin’ a game, u r part of a scientific experiment, dude! scientists have created a catalog of genes that viruses stole from marine microbes they infected, and u get to be a part of dis crazy world where viruses and microbes are battling it out for control of the ocean! join now and help us figure out where viruses fit into the global ocean picture of cycling carbon and other nutrients, all while buildin’ epic structures and survivin’ in dis wild world of minecraft madness! it’s gonna be a blast, so come on and join us for some wacky fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.