NoDatingAppsOrBarsMCServer | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Vacation Cancelled, Creeper Invasion!

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So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chilling in your house, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a call from the CIA or MI5 or whatever, and they’re like, “Yo, we need you to join this Minecraft server ASAP!” And you’re like, “What the heck, why?” And they’re all like, “Because there’s this secret underground base hidden in the server where we keep all our top-secret files and stuff. You gotta join and help us protect it from evil hackers and stuff!”

And you’re just like, “Um, okay, sure, why not?” So you join the server and you’re greeted by a bunch of other agents who are all decked out in cool spy gear and stuff. And they’re like, “Welcome to our top-secret Minecraft server! We’ve got all kinds of crazy missions for you to complete, like infiltrating enemy bases, rescuing hostages, and even taking down a rogue AI that’s threatening to destroy the world!”

And you’re just like, “This is insane, but also kinda awesome.” So you start completing missions and leveling up your spy skills, and before you know it, you’re the top agent on the server. You’ve got all the cool gadgets, you’ve saved the world like a million times, and you even have your own secret base hidden somewhere in the server.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building stuff and mining diamonds, but also about saving the world from evil masterminds and stuff, then this is the server for you. Join now and become the ultimate spy hero!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Mines Excavated:	2795
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Mouse Distract & Escape Server

aggression, Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal psychology, behavioral ecology, conflict de-escalation, Distract, distraction tactics, Escape, escape strategies, Females, gender dynamics, male mice, mating behavior, Mouse, mouse behavior, predator-prey dynamics, research findings, Server, social hierarchy, social interactions, Survival Tactics, territorial disputes, wildlife observation

Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got male mice distractin’ aggressors with females and stuff. It’s like a whole soap opera drama goin’ on in da Minecraft world. Join us for some crazy mouse antics and maybe even find luv in a blocky world. So come on, join da fun and see what all da hype is about!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Villages Defended:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Join CozyCraft SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

**Join CozyCraft SMP** **Minecraft 1.21 | Java and Bedrock Compatible**

**What Makes CozyCraft SMP Unique?** – **400 Member Community** Join our welcoming Discord family, where we build friendships and unforgettable experiences – **Player Driven Government and Economy** Your choices shape the server. Take part in our immersive economy, create laws, and engage in politics – **No Mods Just Plugins** Enjoy a semi-vanilla experience with powerful plugins that bring a fresh twist to gameplay – **Constantly Evolving World** Dive into new biomes and dynamic terrain updates every season. Adventure awaits at every corner

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Love Letters Sent:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Warships & Stars: Where pirates sail and aliens wail! Join the chaos on this unique server!

Adventure, aliens, Automate, BUILD, Chaos, Clockwork, Community, Create, Discord, Explore, Fun, Gaming, industrialize, invite, Join, Link, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, Pirates, Play, sail, Server, smp, Stars, Survival, Unique, wail, Warships

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Warships & Stars
Modpack	Hand-made with mods like Create and Clockwork
Description	Automate and industrialize anything you can imagine
Invite Link	https://discord.gg/yMfj8DZUu9

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Click on the invite link above to join the Discord server and get more information on how to join the Minecraft server.
What mods are included in the modpack?	Mods like Create and Clockwork are included to enhance automation and industrialization gameplay.
Is the server always online?	The server may have scheduled maintenance or updates, but it is generally online for players to enjoy.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server by sharing the invite link with them.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Pixel Poo Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the golden potato hidden within the base, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to challenge players to absurd tasks, like building a giant statue of a chicken using only pink wool and diamond blocks. And if you manage to complete their challenges, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

Oh, and did we mention the giant cheese volcano that erupts every hour, spewing gooey cheese all over the landscape? It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many blocks of TNT). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Snowy Bros Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of Justin Bieber, and have epic battles with other players using nothing but baked potatoes as weapons. Our server is like a mix between a circus and a war zone, but with more explosions and less clowns (unless you count the players, of course).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server, and if you can earn their trust, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Just don’t ask too many questions about how they became the rulers of our world…it’s a long and weird story involving a magic carpet and a talking cactus.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on whitebros…our response? and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back…and you may never look at a blocky pig the same way again.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NoHusbandNoWedding

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Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave the real-life drama behind.

We promise you won’t find any pictures of late husbands causing a ruckus at weddings here. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter how complicated their family dynamics may be.

So come on and join us for a virtual escape from the chaos of real life. Build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about seating arrangements or family feuds. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

LifeChangingSMP – What’s a seemingly small decision you made that ended up drastically changing your life?

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Join our Minecraft SMP and make decisions that will change your virtual life forever! One player joined our server and accidentally punched a pig, which led to a chain of events that resulted in them becoming the ruler of the entire server. Another player decided to build a giant statue of a chicken, which somehow unlocked a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot. Who knows what crazy decisions you’ll make that will lead to epic adventures and unexpected twists on our server! Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PixelPeepers

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the fun of accidentally seeing your fellow players naked! Our custom plugin randomly removes players’ clothes when they least expect it, leading to hilarious moments of embarrassment and laughter. Join now for a chance to catch a glimpse of Steve’s pixelated booty or watch as Alex desperately tries to cover up with a block of dirt. Don’t miss out on the chance to see who you’ll accidentally see naked next on our wild and wacky server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MissileCraft Server: Zelensky’s Victory Plan

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane missile package to force russia to talk to us, just like Zelensky in Brussels! we have explosions, chaos, and lots of drama just like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers! join now to be part of the most intense diplomatic negotiations in minecraft history! who needs real life when you can be a part of this crazy adventure?!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyKoreanNATOWar

Alliance, Conflict, CraftyKoreanNATOWar, Defense, disputed territories, eastern europe, Fighting, forces, Geopolitical, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, nato, News, North Korea, Reports, russia, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions, Ukraine, Verification

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where North Korean soldiers and Russian forces team up to take over Ukraine… in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me! Join our server for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with explosions, tanks, and maybe even a nuclear bomb or two (just kidding… maybe). So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the world! Let’s get this party started, baby!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Pixel Aqua Farm: Half Food Risk, 8% GDP Loss

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we got water economics going WILD! like, did you know that half of the world’s food could be in danger in the next 25 years? that’s some crazy stuff, man! but don’t worry, on our server, we got all the water you need to grow those virtual crops and keep your GDP poppin’! join now and save the world, one block at a time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	6093	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	429
Animals Bred:	191	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Dimension Hops:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CustomSt3al

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, mmorpg, Mods, Plugins, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Redstone, role playing, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Season 1

Custom Lifesteal! Halloween event! Be top 3 On leaderboards for a custom rank! top 3 kills=Assassin top 3 bal=Rich

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Fabled Realms

Adventure, alliances, Arena Pvp, Combat Skills, community-driven, Duels, Factions, FANTASY, Immersive, knight, Legacy, Mage, Medieval, Mystery, PvE, PvP, Questing, Rogue, Roleplay, storytelling, stronghold, Survival, Survival Games, Team Battles

Welcome to Fabled Realms!

Step into a world where epic adventures, thrilling combat, and immersive storytelling await. Fabled Realms is a dynamic Minecraft roleplay server that offers a blend of Questing, Survival, Arena PvP, and Roleplay elements, creating an unparalleled experience for every type of player!

Features: Questing: Embark on captivating story-driven quests that take you through ancient lands, forgotten kingdoms, and mystical realms. Complete challenges, solve mysteries, and uncover the secrets of the world.

Roleplay: Dive into your character’s story and interact with a vibrant, community-driven world. Choose your path—will you be a noble knight, a cunning rogue, or a powerful mage? Forge alliances, build your legacy, and shape the world through your actions.

Survival: Master the wild as you gather resources, build your stronghold, and thrive in an ever-changing environment. Whether you choose to live in peace or prepare for battle, survival is key.

Arena PvP: Test your combat skills in our adrenaline-pumping arenas! Face off against other players in duels or team battles to prove your strength and claim glory.

Join us at Fabled Realms, where every player has a story to tell, and the fate of the realm is in your hands!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Shacknews SMP: Where creepers knock and zombies jive – come join the chaos! 1.21.1 edition

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Welcome to Shacknews SMP
Shacknews SMP is an old school SMP server formed around the Shacknews gaming community. We’re looking for other like minded adults to join our server! We started running a Minecraft server back in the Alpha versions in 2010. Our server is PvE focused mostly on building projects/bases, redstone farms and just general playing Minecraft with friends, we’re all pretty laid back here. Typically we don’t do server economies or shopping districts, usually shared farms in community areas, ect… Pretty much a vanilla+ server here, no P2W, server boosting, ranks or anything like that on this server. Our server is currently running a custom-made Fabric Modpack on Java v1.21.1.

Welcome to Shacknews SMP

Shacknews SMP is an old school SMP server formed around the Shacknews gaming community. We’re looking for other like minded adults to join our server! We started running a Minecraft server back in the Alpha versions in 2010. Our server is PvE focused mostly on building projects/bases, redstone farms and just general playing Minecraft with friends, we’re all pretty laid back here. Typically we don’t do server economies or shopping districts, usually shared farms in community areas, ect… Pretty much a vanilla+ server here, no P2W, server boosting, ranks or anything like that on this server. Our server is currently running a custom-made Fabric Modpack on Java v1.21.1.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running Java v1.21.1.
Is the server P2W?	No, the server is not pay-to-win.
Do you have a Discord server?	Yes, we have a Discord server called Shacknews “TheChatty” Discord.
When was the server world last reset?	The server world was reset around the release of version 1.21 of Minecraft.
Do you have a modpack?	Yes, we have a custom-made Fabric Modpack available on Modrinth.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5467
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Animals Bred:	59	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Emeralds Found:	7997
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0