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MapleCraft SMP – Eh? Eh? Ole!

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP, where we take pumpkin harvesting to a whole new level! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that the pumpkins in our world are actually magical and grant wishes to those who harvest them. One player even claimed that after harvesting a pumpkin, they were granted the ability to fly like a chicken for a whole day! And don’t even get me started on the player who found a pumpkin that turned into a diamond sword when they picked it up. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Legendary Llama of Luck. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one of these majestic creatures, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Some players swear that after taming a Legendary Llama, they found diamonds in every block they mined. Insane, right?

So come join us on our pumpkin-filled, luck-enhancing, diamond-sword-giving Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and magical encounters await you in our world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Join our server where every conservative player has a non-white wife! Why, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is so diverse and inclusive that even the mobs are starting to date outside their species. Plus, our non-white wives have special powers that can help you mine diamonds faster and build epic structures in record time. So come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the talk of the block!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Phase Connect Content Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a magical unicorn mount!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

with AuVan

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Welcome To AuVanilla. (Dedicated Server 24/7 W/Active Owner)

If You Prefer A More PVE Orientated Gameplay We Still Encourage You To Join And Put Your Base Hiding & Building Skills To The Test.

Rules Of The Server Are Simple:

Be A Respectful Human And Treat Fellow Server Players With Respect. Refrain From Racism, Hate Speech, Soliciting And Cheating.

Anything Goes On This Server. (Within Boundaries) This is Survival.

Have fun , Team Up Or Go Alone , You Decide.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

All The Mods 10

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some servers have items bannned but not this one and plus ive changed some of the configs so u start off with 3 homes and theres a shop at spawn its custom

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	131
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BlockParty – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is like no other, with custom mods and plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Trade with them at your own risk, because they are known to be ruthless negotiators.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, always beware of the llamas. They’re watching.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Villages Defended:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	195
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Sonic x Shadow Waiting Room Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us as we embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world and become the ultimate ShadowHeroes.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

But that’s not all! Legend has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of angry chickens armed with enchanted swords. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim its treasures.

And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Herobrine himself, who is said to roam the server causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his powers for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and rise again, obliterating everything that’s not your friend in the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ZaPVP

ZaPVP is a South African PvP practice/FFA/tier list server. We offer so much, such as a great community, effective anti-cheat measures, a supportive staff team, and most of all, the ability to practice PvP on a ZA server.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Emeralds Found:	2501	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Chick Magnet Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of all those fake gamer girls claiming to be hardcore 4chan users? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players who can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards while doing a handstand. That’s right, we’re all about authenticity here. Join us if you want to prove once and for all that you’re not just another poser pretending to be a 4chan queen. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might get into. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re the real deal.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Noa-senpai’s Easy Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of Noa-senpai holding your hand through every Minecraft adventure? Are you craving a challenge that will make you sweat more than a creeper in a sauna? Then come join our server, where even the chickens have a black belt in karate!

Our server is so tough, even the diamonds are scared to come out of hiding. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of quests that will make you question your sanity and your ability to survive in a pixelated world.

Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. And remember, if you see a cow wearing a tutu, run the other way. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens next.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9804	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Minecraft SMP – /db g/ – Diamond Block Gang

Action Skills, Akira Toriyama, avatars, BLOCK, DB The Breakers, DBSDV, Deck Autism, Diamond, dlc, dragon ball, Dragon Ball General, Dragon Ball Multi, Dragon Ball Project, dragon ball sparking, dragon ball super, Dragon Ball Zero, Festival of Universes, fridges, Fusion Appreciation, Future Saga, Gang, Kakarot, M&M6, Minecraft, Namekians, Raiders, SDBH, Shenron, smp, STP medals, survivors, xenoverse 2, XV Booru

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Fusion Appreciation Edition! Are you a fan of Dragon Ball? Well, get ready to have your mind blown with our Dragon Ball Superdivers Announced! We’ve got STP medals for purchase (screw Bandai), a Festival of Universes, and even a Future Saga Chapter 2 Announced. And that’s not all – in SDBH News, if you collect all 7 dragon balls in-game and summon Shenron, you’ll pull a guaranteed Super Rare card! Plus, avatars can be Namekians or Fridges (yes, Fridges), and you can equip accessories and level up a skill tree. And get this – if you max out your SDBH avatar’s level and transfer them over to Superdivers, you can unlock default SDBH avatar skins for your Superdivers avatar. It’s like a Dragon Ball dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! In Kakarot news, Season 3 of DLC has been datamined to be Daima (Part I and Part II)! And in DB The Breakers, Season 6 just released with an epic lineup of Survivors and Raiders. And don’t forget to check out our XV Booru for all your drawfaggotry needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of fusion, Dragon Ball madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Rest in Peace, Akira Toriyama – we’ll make you proud! Last time on /dbg/: [insert outrageous story here] – don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

The Wireless Minecraft SMP Amp

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! If you’re tired of boring old servers, then you’ve come to the right place. Our server is like no other, with crazy adventures around every corner.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and mining diamonds with your trusty pet llama by your side. But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to listen to your favorite tunes while playing, thanks to our Bluetooth-enabled amplifier!

Imagine seamlessly switching between blasting music through your Bluetooth headset and jamming out on your aux speakers with just the push of a button. And don’t worry about missing that important Zoom meeting or chatting with your friends on MS Teams – our Bluetooth amp device lets you use your headset mic for all your communication needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Potions Brewed:	46
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1194	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4