NoDatingAppsOrBarsMCServer | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps, only to be ghosted or unmatched? Are you sick of spending your weekends at noisy bars and clubs, trying to impress people who aren’t worth your time? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, real men don’t need dating apps or bars to find love.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you come across a beautiful player who catches your eye. You start chatting, bonding over your shared love for building epic structures and battling mobs. Before you know it, you’ve found your Minecraft soulmate and you didn’t even need to swipe right to do it.

Join our server and experience a whole new way of meeting people. Who needs dating apps when you can find love while fighting off creepers and exploring vast, blocky landscapes? So put down your phone, grab your pickaxe, and start crafting your way to true love on our Minecraft server. Because real men don’t need dating apps – they find love in the most unexpected places.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7459
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6358
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	2196
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance. Our server is like a circus on steroids, with surprises waiting around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, challenging players to dance battles instead of fights.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

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Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate fapping-focused experience! Our server is filled with AI perfection, perfect for those who enjoy plapping to the next level. We have prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion artists, NovelAI artists – basically, everything AIslop related!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built an entire castle made out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a group of mischievous Endermen. And don’t even get us started on the time when a herd of pigs took over the server and declared themselves the ruling class.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no flooding the chat with niche kinks – we have standards, you know.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Punch & Choke Foids Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, you can live out your wildest fantasies of choking and punching foids in the stomach!

Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner rage on unsuspecting players. But be warned, the foids won’t go down without a fight! With custom weapons and armor, you’ll be able to dominate the battlefield and show everyone who’s boss.

But that’s not all! Our server also features insane mini-games like “Foid Hunt” where you can track down and eliminate as many foids as possible. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Stomach Punch Arena” where you can challenge other players to a one-on-one brawl.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no foids were harmed in the making of this server.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Zombie Dances:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minecraft SMP: / Meme Lords Brigade /

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where hololive idols and dodgers players team up to take on the Ender Dragon! That’s right, you’ll be fighting alongside virtual YouTubers and professional baseball players in epic battles against mobs and bosses.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats instead of brains. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a dancing creeper.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Animals Bred:	155
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Frieren’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because on our server, every Friday is Frieren Friday! What does that mean, you ask? It means that every block you mine has a chance of turning into a delicious fried chicken leg! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that finger-lickin’ good loot!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that hatches into a pet chicken that follows you around and lays golden eggs for you to collect.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dive into our lava parkour challenge? It’s like regular parkour, but with a fiery twist! Complete it and you’ll be granted access to the secret Chicken Palace where you can feast on all the fried chicken your heart desires.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the cluckin’ craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

If you are: Crafty Miner in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for degenerate gamblers, where you can bet your diamonds on who will survive the next creeper explosion!

Looking for the next big thing? Look no further than our server, where we promise a 1000x return on your investment in dirt blocks. That’s right, dirt blocks!

And if you’ve always wanted to join a cult but didn’t know where to start, look no further. Our server is the perfect place to join an early cult and rise through the ranks by sacrificing chickens to the Minecraft gods.

Join now by sending your Solana to our Telegram group, where we promise not to scam you (probably). Don’t worry about being smart or knowing anything about custom RPCs, just read our Medium article and you’ll be good to go.

We’re only 25 people strong right now, but imagine the chaos when we send 20% of our supply to Adin Ross and Andrew Tate. It’s going to be a wild ride, so strap in and get ready for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	120
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ZzzCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you a home away from home! Need a place to crash because your parents turned their Winnebago into a mobile mansion and kicked you out? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all homeless Minecraft players looking for a cozy virtual abode.

Join us for epic adventures and build your dream home without worrying about getting evicted by your parents. Who needs a real house when you can have a pixelated paradise on our server? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will help you mine diamonds if you offer him some spooky snacks.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find a secret underground bunker filled with treasure or stumble upon a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2740	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	85	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has a Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer! That’s right, even the tomatoes are loving our server!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. That’s right, you’ll be the envy of all your friends with your majestic fire-breathing companion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Dupe, Pirate, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Patriotic Canucks Minecraft Server

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Are you a Canadian who loves butter chicken and maple syrup equally? Do you feel a deep connection to both Tim Hortons and Bollywood movies? Then this Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us for epic battles against creepers and zombies while waving your Canadian flag proudly. Our server is filled with igloos, hockey rinks, and poutine stands for your building pleasure. Plus, rumor has it that Justin Trudeau himself logs on to play every night! So come join us and show the world that Indian Canadians are the most patriotic Canadians around!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Late for Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for Season 3, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the alliances are shakier than a Jenga tower after a few too many drinks.

Forget about those other servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together. On our server, it’s every player for themselves. Betray your friends, steal their diamonds, and watch the chaos unfold as friendships crumble and rivalries ignite.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the ultimate prize?

So why wait? Join us for Season 3 and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wild adventures and crazy shenanigans await you on our server? It’s never too late to join the fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magic Items Found:	4431	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

The Forest Caliope Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Shrek is not just a movie, it’s a way of life! Join us on this magical journey through the swamps of Far Far Away, where you can build your own onion-shaped house and hang out with all your favorite fairytale creatures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the one and only Calliope Mori, the ultimate Shrek savant. She will guide you through the land of ogres and donkeys, teaching you the ways of the swamp and how to live your best Shrek life.

If you’re not convinced yet, let me tell you about the time we had a Shrek-themed dance party in the enchanted forest. Donkey was busting out some sick moves, Fiona was twirling in her ballgown, and even Lord Farquaad showed up to break it down. It was a night to remember, and you can be a part of the fun too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and get ready for a Shrektastic adventure like no other. Don’t miss out on all the ogre-sized fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Star Shards Collected:	297	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

The Ultimate Question Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being called a schizo for questioning the Matrix? Do you want to uncover the truth behind the memes? Join our Minecraft SMP where we delve into the deepest conspiracies while building epic structures and battling creepers. We have mountain dew on tap and pajama parties every night. Don’t let the haters distract you, the truth is out there, bros. pic related, it’s my cat in diamond armor Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the blocky universe together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6364

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Crafty Humans Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the legendary adventures that await you on this server.

Once upon a time, a group of human men stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a world filled with blocky wonders. They quickly realized that this world was filled with dangerous creatures, treacherous terrain, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

But fear not, brave adventurer! On this server, you will have the chance to team up with other human men to conquer dungeons, build magnificent structures, and battle against the evil forces that threaten to destroy this blocky paradise.

Join us now and become a part of the epic saga of the human men! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret of the legendary diamond sword that grants its wielder unimaginable power. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!