NoDatingAppsOrBarsMCServer | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps, only to be ghosted or unmatched? Are you sick of spending your weekends at noisy bars and clubs, trying to impress people who aren’t worth your time? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, real men don’t need dating apps or bars to find love.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you come across a beautiful player who catches your eye. You start chatting, bonding over your shared love for building epic structures and battling mobs. Before you know it, you’ve found your Minecraft soulmate and you didn’t even need to swipe right to do it.

Join our server and experience a whole new way of meeting people. Who needs dating apps when you can find love while fighting off creepers and exploring vast, blocky landscapes? So put down your phone, grab your pickaxe, and start crafting your way to true love on our Minecraft server. Because real men don’t need dating apps – they find love in the most unexpected places.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Blocky Fun Zone Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Trump has won a record breaking THIRD presidential race! And what does that mean for you? Well, for starters, he’ll probably get at least one, maybe two more SCOTUS picks. That’s right, you can build your very own Supreme Court in Minecraft and have Trump appointing all the judges. Who needs democracy when you have Trump ruling the land in Minecraft? Join now for a truly unique and outrageous experience!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Alien Abductions:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

What is the IP for Kubz Scouts Minecraft Server?

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Kubz Scouts is a popular Youtube channel run by a content creator named Jay. The channel primarily focuses on gaming content, including Let’s Plays, reaction videos, and game commentaries. Kubz Scouts has attracted a large following due to Jay’s energetic and engaging personality, as well as his humorous commentary on the games he plays. With a knack for storytelling and connecting with his audience, Kubz Scouts has become a noteworthy presence in the gaming community.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	235
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Zombie Dances:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance. Our server is like a circus on steroids, with surprises waiting around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, challenging players to dance battles instead of fights.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7484	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

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Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate fapping-focused experience! Our server is filled with AI perfection, perfect for those who enjoy plapping to the next level. We have prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion artists, NovelAI artists – basically, everything AIslop related!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built an entire castle made out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a group of mischievous Endermen. And don’t even get us started on the time when a herd of pigs took over the server and declared themselves the ruling class.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no flooding the chat with niche kinks – we have standards, you know.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Punch & Choke Foids Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, you can live out your wildest fantasies of choking and punching foids in the stomach!

Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner rage on unsuspecting players. But be warned, the foids won’t go down without a fight! With custom weapons and armor, you’ll be able to dominate the battlefield and show everyone who’s boss.

But that’s not all! Our server also features insane mini-games like “Foid Hunt” where you can track down and eliminate as many foids as possible. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Stomach Punch Arena” where you can challenge other players to a one-on-one brawl.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no foids were harmed in the making of this server.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Farms Harvested:	464
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ores Mined:	8522	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minecraft SMP: / Meme Lords Brigade /

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where hololive idols and dodgers players team up to take on the Ender Dragon! That’s right, you’ll be fighting alongside virtual YouTubers and professional baseball players in epic battles against mobs and bosses.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats instead of brains. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a dancing creeper.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Frieren’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because on our server, every Friday is Frieren Friday! What does that mean, you ask? It means that every block you mine has a chance of turning into a delicious fried chicken leg! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that finger-lickin’ good loot!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that hatches into a pet chicken that follows you around and lays golden eggs for you to collect.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dive into our lava parkour challenge? It’s like regular parkour, but with a fiery twist! Complete it and you’ll be granted access to the secret Chicken Palace where you can feast on all the fried chicken your heart desires.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the cluckin’ craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Emeralds Found:	8658	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

If you are: Crafty Miner in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for degenerate gamblers, where you can bet your diamonds on who will survive the next creeper explosion!

Looking for the next big thing? Look no further than our server, where we promise a 1000x return on your investment in dirt blocks. That’s right, dirt blocks!

And if you’ve always wanted to join a cult but didn’t know where to start, look no further. Our server is the perfect place to join an early cult and rise through the ranks by sacrificing chickens to the Minecraft gods.

Join now by sending your Solana to our Telegram group, where we promise not to scam you (probably). Don’t worry about being smart or knowing anything about custom RPCs, just read our Medium article and you’ll be good to go.

We’re only 25 people strong right now, but imagine the chaos when we send 20% of our supply to Adin Ross and Andrew Tate. It’s going to be a wild ride, so strap in and get ready for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	103	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Towns Built:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ZzzCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you a home away from home! Need a place to crash because your parents turned their Winnebago into a mobile mansion and kicked you out? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all homeless Minecraft players looking for a cozy virtual abode.

Join us for epic adventures and build your dream home without worrying about getting evicted by your parents. Who needs a real house when you can have a pixelated paradise on our server? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will help you mine diamonds if you offer him some spooky snacks.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find a secret underground bunker filled with treasure or stumble upon a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Towns Built:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has a Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer! That’s right, even the tomatoes are loving our server!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. That’s right, you’ll be the envy of all your friends with your majestic fire-breathing companion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Patriotic Canucks Minecraft Server

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Are you a Canadian who loves butter chicken and maple syrup equally? Do you feel a deep connection to both Tim Hortons and Bollywood movies? Then this Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us for epic battles against creepers and zombies while waving your Canadian flag proudly. Our server is filled with igloos, hockey rinks, and poutine stands for your building pleasure. Plus, rumor has it that Justin Trudeau himself logs on to play every night! So come join us and show the world that Indian Canadians are the most patriotic Canadians around!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Late for Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for Season 3, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the alliances are shakier than a Jenga tower after a few too many drinks.

Forget about those other servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together. On our server, it’s every player for themselves. Betray your friends, steal their diamonds, and watch the chaos unfold as friendships crumble and rivalries ignite.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the ultimate prize?

So why wait? Join us for Season 3 and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wild adventures and crazy shenanigans await you on our server? It’s never too late to join the fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.