NoDatingAppsOrBarsMCServer | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps, only to be ghosted or unmatched? Are you sick of spending your weekends at noisy bars and clubs, trying to impress people who aren’t worth your time? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, real men don’t need dating apps or bars to find love.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you come across a beautiful player who catches your eye. You start chatting, bonding over your shared love for building epic structures and battling mobs. Before you know it, you’ve found your Minecraft soulmate and you didn’t even need to swipe right to do it.

Join our server and experience a whole new way of meeting people. Who needs dating apps when you can find love while fighting off creepers and exploring vast, blocky landscapes? So put down your phone, grab your pickaxe, and start crafting your way to true love on our Minecraft server. Because real men don’t need dating apps – they find love in the most unexpected places.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Filters Firsties Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco club where the creepers bust a move!

Join our SMP if you want to ride into battle on a giant chicken, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be found. So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and chaos today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Angela’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of looking like a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can transform into the iconic Angela from Silent Hill 2! That’s right, strut your stuff in a creepy, yet stylish outfit that will have all the mobs running scared.

But that’s not all! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with haunted mansions, spooky forests, and even a few jump scares along the way. Who needs diamonds when you can collect creepy dolls and rusty knives instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner Angela. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted nightmares…err, we mean fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

The Kween’s Phase Cuck Bros Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a phasecuckbro and getting BTFO by our kween? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we conquer the virtual world together.

Our server is filled with crazy characters, from a talking llama who gives out questionable advice to a group of villagers who have formed their own cult dedicated to mining diamonds. You never know what you’ll encounter next in our wacky world.

But the real reason to join our SMP? The legendary treasure hidden deep within our server. Rumor has it that there is a secret stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim the title of ultimate treasure hunter?

So what are you waiting for? Leave your phasecuckbro days behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in our world, anything can happen!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Dimension Hops:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Fan Service Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some epic fanservice! We’ve got hot tubs filled with lava, diamond armor fashion shows, and even a secret strip mining club (shh, don’t tell the mods)! Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying, “I didn’t know Minecraft could be this sexy!” So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some scandalous fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Emeralds Found:	9974
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

just make your own game Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules. Here, we encourage you to break blocks with your face, ride pigs into battle, and build your house out of nothing but diamond blocks (because why not?).

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Go for it! Feel like building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you (but we might laugh when you crash).

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Chicken King will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory (or maybe just a pat on the back from the admin).

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you in the game, and remember: always bring a spare pickaxe and a sense of humor!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP (1.16.5)

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	136	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Emeralds Found:	8178	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Why Can’t White Boys Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where white boys dominate the game? Well, look no further because on our server, white boys are banned! That’s right, no more dealing with their basic builds and lackluster PvP skills. Join us for a wild ride where only the most colorful and creative players thrive.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who have taken over the server and demand sacrifices of diamonds and emeralds in exchange for protection. Will you be able to appease these llama overlords and earn their favor?

And if that wasn’t enough, our server is also home to a group of mischievous Endermen who have learned how to break blocks and build their own structures. You never know what crazy creations they’ll come up with next!

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and leave your white boy antics at the door. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

After Christians Die Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never fall for Jewish tricks like Christcuck did! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, cauldrons, and holy trees. Who knows, you might even get transformed into fertile chaos yourself! Don’t be a Christtard, join us and experience the true meaning of eternal death in the most lolzy way possible. See you on the server, if you dare to face the wrath of Holle!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8467	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Emeralds Found:	7094	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Dawn Trail

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more shenanigans than a clown convention.

Join us for our upcoming events like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can strut your stuff in your best Minecraft skin! Or how about the Halloween Musicals meetup in Balmung, where we’ll be belting out show tunes while fighting off creepers.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got meetups for every occasion, from shared FATE meetups to male meetups to badlands chugs watch parties. And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more moogles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. See you in the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Animals Bred:	58
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1020	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Boring Argonians Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing with boring, lame, stupid, and ugly Argonians in other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement with Argonians that are actually cool, hilarious, genius, and drop-dead gorgeous!

Our server is home to the most epic Argonians you’ll ever meet. They can build entire cities in a day, tame dragons with a single look, and tell jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, they have the best fashion sense in all of Minecraft – forget boring old scales, our Argonians rock designer armor and accessories that will make you green with envy.

So why settle for boring when you can join our server and hang out with the most fabulous Argonians in the blocky world? Come for the builds, stay for the laughs, and leave with a whole new appreciation for these reptilian wonders. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of our Argonians!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6363	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MP3 CDs Minecraft SMP Expert

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Are you tired of living in a world where people don’t even know what MP3 CDs are? Join our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate all things retro and outdated! We’ve got players who still think dial-up internet is the bee’s knees and swear by their trusty VHS tapes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary MP3 CD dungeon, where players can battle against ancient technology monsters like the dreaded Walkman Warrior and the floppy disk fiend. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical AOL dial-up modem that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in combat.

So if you’re ready to embrace the past and laugh in the face of modern technology, come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the good ol’ days of MP3 CDs!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Blocky Fun Zone Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Trump has won a record breaking THIRD presidential race! And what does that mean for you? Well, for starters, he’ll probably get at least one, maybe two more SCOTUS picks. That’s right, you can build your very own Supreme Court in Minecraft and have Trump appointing all the judges. Who needs democracy when you have Trump ruling the land in Minecraft? Join now for a truly unique and outrageous experience!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

What is the IP for Kubz Scouts Minecraft Server?

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Kubz Scouts is a popular Youtube channel run by a content creator named Jay. The channel primarily focuses on gaming content, including Let’s Plays, reaction videos, and game commentaries. Kubz Scouts has attracted a large following due to Jay’s energetic and engaging personality, as well as his humorous commentary on the games he plays. With a knack for storytelling and connecting with his audience, Kubz Scouts has become a noteworthy presence in the gaming community.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”