NoCurfewNoProblem – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

GriefedbyGandalf Minecraft SMP

beloved characters, Character development, death, emotional connections, emotional impact, fictional characters, fictional tragedies, fictional worlds, Grief, GriefedbyGandalf, heartbreaking moments, impactful deaths, impactful storytelling, literary deaths, long tail characters., Loss, memorable deaths, Minecraft, mourning, smp, Tragedy, unforgettable characters.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the fictional characters come to life and you have to fight to keep them alive! Imagine battling alongside Harry Potter, only to watch him get taken out by a creeper explosion. The drama, the tears, the laughter – it’s all here on our server. So come join us and see which fictional character’s death hits you the hardest!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PixelPals – Not Just Blocks

Affection, blocks, Bonding, closeness, Communication, Connection, Deep Conversations, Emotional closeness, emotional intimacy, Empathy, eye contact, Intimacy, intimacy without sex, non-sexual intimacy, physical touch, PixelPals, platonic intimacy, shared experiences, Support, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

Join our Minecraft server and experience the most intimate bonding experience with your fellow players! Forget about traditional intimacy, on our server, you’ll forge deep connections by building giant phallic structures together and engaging in intense PvP battles where friendships are tested and alliances are formed. Who needs sex when you have the thrill of mining diamonds together and sharing a virtual campfire under the stars? Come join us for a truly unforgettable and intimate gaming experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Potions Brewed:	117

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

VolgoCraft Minecraft Server

Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense capabilities, defense strategy, Drones, eastern europe, General Staff, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military Action, military arsenal, military equipment, Minecraft, Missiles, russia, security measures, Server, strike, Ukraine, VolgoCraft, Volgograd Oblast, WARFARE

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are at war but instead of missiles and drones we have blocks and pickaxes! build your own military arsenal in the Volgograd Oblast and defend it against enemy raids.

join now to experience the thrill of battle without any real-life consequences. who needs real war when you can have virtual war with pixelated graphics?

plus, our staff are all trained professionals in the art of minecraft warfare. they will guide you through the chaos and help you become the ultimate warrior in the blocky battlefield.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and show those pesky russians who’s boss in the virtual world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Crops Grown:	2433
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Hodeidah Havoc: Israel Edition

airstrikes, civilian casualties, Conflict, Edition, global impact, Havoc, Hodeidah, humanitarian crisis, international news, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, military intervention, Reports, Saudi Arabia, security concerns, strikes, Tensions, united nations, War, Yemen

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got israel striking yemen’s hodeidah as our main event! watch as the explosions light up the sky and the drama unfolds in this crazy battle royale!

why join our server? well, where else can you witness such intense action while building your own epic creations and battling it out with other players? plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players because why not, right?

so come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself! who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to bring peace to the warring factions and become the ultimate ruler of this crazy minecraft world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Divine Spears Created:	23	Crops Grown:	5817

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SURVIVAL write /free and receive a gift! Minecraft server

Auto, banner, CASE, Donations, Economy, Events, everyone, free, gift, height, Lazy, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, No Dupe, No Private, Pirate, PvE, PvP, Receive, Server, Survival, tags, width, wipes, Without Anticheat

The server has wipes, write /free and get a gift! everyone 1 each case

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Smelly SMP: Where the only things modded are the players’ hygiene! No Resets, just stink! 1.20.1, Java Edition

1.20.1, appeals, Builder, custom origins, discord invite, Edition, Fair moderation, hygiene, java, Longevity, Modded, No Chat Reports, No Resets, No Whitelist, Nomad, Optimization, Origins, planet minecraft, Players, punishment, PvPer, Resets, resource-rich, Safezone-Borderlands, Smelly, smp, stink, trader.., Vanilla

Stinky SMP Overview:

Server Version	1.20.1 and updating
Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Great performance with vanilla+ modpack and optimisers
Server Specs	16GB RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Special Mod	Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ:

Q: How often does the server reset?

A: The server has had no resets since May 2022.

Q: What playstyles are welcome on the server?

A: The server is inclusive of all playstyles, whether you’re a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader, etc.

Q: Can I suggest changes or new features for the server?

A: Yes, suggestions are welcome and will be considered by the server staff.

Q: What is the Safezone-Borderlands system?

A: The server operates on a system where a central area is protected from griefing, killing, and stealing, while a borderlands area allows for more intense gameplay.

Q: How can I join the server or learn more?

A: You can find more information on the Planet Minecraft page or join the Discord server using the links provided.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	3697
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Crafty Skillz Minecraft Server

2nd season, action, Adventure, Anime, Ars, Crafty, Drama, family, FANTASY, growth, isekai, Magic, Minecraft, Noble, Reincarnation, RETURN, romance, Sequel, Server, Skills, skillz, Supernatural, Tensei Kizoku Kantei Skill de Nariagaru, Wife

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because Ars and his wife are back and ready to shake things up! Rumor has it that they were on a secret mission to find the rarest diamond in all of Minecraft and now they’re sharing their loot with anyone who joins the server.

But that’s not all – they’ve also brought back a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and can fly you to the moon and back in seconds. Want to build a castle in the sky? No problem, just hop on the dragon and let your imagination run wild!

And if you’re feeling competitive, Ars and his wife are hosting daily PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic showdown of epic proportions.

So what are you waiting for? Join the server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected because with Ars and his wife around, anything can happen.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

French Is Silly Minecraft SMP

foreign language, French, French Culture, french humor, french language, french language debate, French stereotypes, Language, language analysis, language comparison, language criticism, language debate, language humor, language learning, language perception, language stereotypes, linguistic quirks, Minecraft, Silliest, silly, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to settle the age-old debate of whether French is the silliest language! Our players have heated arguments in the chat about the pronunciation of “croissant” and whether “baguette” is just a fancy word for bread. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold French language classes taught by a talking parrot named Pierre. So come join us and let’s have a baguette-eating, beret-wearing, Eiffel Tower-building good time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DadStepMomDodge Minecraft Server

Boundaries, burnt out, clubs, coping mechanisms, DadStepMomDodge, divorced parents, family dynamics, family time, last minute decisions, messy house, Minecraft, missed events, overwhelmed, parental expectations, parental stress, responsibilities, Selfishness, Server, sibling dynamics, split custody, step siblings, studying, volunteering

Are you tired of being the unpaid babysitter for your dad’s chaotic household? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! No more cleaning up after messy siblings or missing out on your own events. On our server, you can build your own virtual family and they won’t even need to eat, let alone demand pizza! Plus, you can join clubs and study for AP classes in peace without interruptions. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a stress-free virtual world! Join now and never look back at that chaotic household again!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Astral Projections Made:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MommyWarsMC

blended families, choosing sides, court hearings, court order disputes, custody battle, custody rights, difficult decisions, emotional manipulation, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, grieving teenager, legal guardianship, loss of a parent, MommyWarsMC, parent-child relationships, parental priorities, stepfamily dynamics, teenage independence

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your mom’s custody battles? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family drama that will make you forget all about your own problems.

We’ve got stepkids passing the phone around during calls, summer vacations that feel more like family reunions, and emergency custody hearings that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs real-life drama when you can log on to our server and experience it all in the virtual world?

So come on down to our server and leave your real-life problems at the door. Who needs therapy when you can mine and craft your way through the chaos of family dynamics? Join now and let the drama unfold!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	252	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

LifeChanger in Minecraft SMP

behavior change, big impact, daily routine, goal-setting, healthy choices, healthy lifestyle, incremental progress, life improvement, lifechanger.., mindfulness practice, mindset shift, Minecraft, personal growth, positive habits, positive mindset, productivity boost, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, small change, smp, Time management

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft when suddenly you stumble upon this wild SMP server. And let me tell you, this server is like no other. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some outrageous reasons:

1. The admin is a talking llama who only communicates through interpretive dance. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama do the Macarena.

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take over the server. Will you join them or fight against them? The choice is yours.

3. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and talking creepers. It’s like a rave, but with more explosions.

4. We have a player who has built an entire castle out of nothing but baked potatoes. Yes, you read that right. Potatoes. And they’re recruiting followers to worship the almighty spud.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MineRichShook

affluent individuals, elite society, extravagant habits, extravagant lifestyles, eye-opening moments, financial excess, high society, jaw-dropping encounters, lavish spending, luxury living, millionaire mindset, MineRichShook, money talks, opulent experiences, privileged class, shocking encounters, social status, ultra rich, unexpected behavior, wealth disparity, Wealthy

Have you ever seen a billionaire ride a diamond-encrusted llama through a field of emerald blocks? Well, get ready to experience that and more on our Minecraft server! Our players are so rich, they build houses out of solid gold and bathe in pools of enchanted golden apples. Join us for a chance to rub elbows with the elite of the Minecraft world and maybe even score some valuable loot along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret vault filled with stacks of emerald blocks and diamond armor! So come on in and see how the other half mines – you won’t believe your pixelated eyes!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2213	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Towns Built:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

HackCraft Minecraft Server

Austria, cyber attack, cyber espionage, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breach, digital security, disinformation campaign, election security, elections, Espionage, foreign interference, government hacking, HackCraft, HACKING, information warfare, international relations, Minecraft, online manipulation, political interference, Russian hackers, Server

come join our epic minecraft server where russian hackers attacked austria ahead of the elections but don’t worry, we have magical unicorns guarding our precious diamonds and gold! our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in our world. join now for a chance to ride a flying pig and battle giant creepers with laser eyes. trust us, you won’t find a crazier server out there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

AmmoCraft: Ukrainian Strike!

ammo depot, AmmoCraft, arms control, defense strategy, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, foreign relations, global security, international conflict, Iranian missiles, MIDDLE EAST, military escalation, military intervention, military operation, military strike, missile storage, political tensions, regional instability, russia, strike, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, war zone

Yo, so like, dis server be da bomb diggity, just like dat Ukrainian strike on a Russian ammo depot storing Iranian missiles! Join dis server if you wanna blow stuff up and cause chaos like a real-life international incident. We got crazy PvP battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot. Trust me, you ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s start some fireworks, baby!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Farms Harvested:	211
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PauseCraft: Embryo Edition

attachment, brief period, cell division, cell growth, early stages, Edition, embryo, embryonic development, embryonic diapause, fertility, Fetal development, human development, human embryo, pause button, PauseCraft, potential discovery, Pregnancy, reduced development, reproductive biology, reproductive health, researchers, scientific research, uterine lining

join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a secret “pause button” like in the earliest stages of human development but in minecraft world!!! u can enter embryonic diapause and slow down ur character’s development, reduce cell division, and basically stop time in the game!!! it’s like a cheat code but cooler because it’s a secret feature on our server only!!! come join us and experience the weirdest and most mind-blowing gameplay ever!!! who needs uterine lining when u have minecraft diapause, right?!?! come play with us and be part of this crazy discovery!!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Animals Bred:	156
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34