NoCoolMomAllowed | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s potion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Picture this: your stepdaughter trying to steal alcohol and weed from your locked liquor cabinet before her Homecoming dance. Will she get away with it? Will her dad find out and put a stop to her rebellious ways? Only time will tell on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a husband and wife as they battle it out over parenting styles. Will the “cool mom” prevail and let her daughter go to the dance, or will the strict dad win and ground her for life? The stakes are high and the drama is even higher on our server.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only thing crazier than the mobs are the players themselves. Don’t miss out on the fun – come join the chaos today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Enchantments Applied:	252
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Star Shards Collected:	223
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Buildings Constructed:	30	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Zombie Dances:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Friends In Game

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MC.LOL

Bedwars, Parkour, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	462
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2065
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PrismForge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Love Letters Sent:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.