NoCleanCousinWatch

aita, Apology, Behavior, Boundaries, Carpet, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, control, cousin, DAUGHTER, discipline, family event, gossip, Mess, NoCleanCousinWatch, parenting, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, toddlers

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of family events like the one described above? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and hilarious adventure that will make you forget all about unruly toddlers and messy family drama.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about irresponsible aunts or screaming kids running amok. Instead, you’ll be free to build, explore, and have a blast with other players who know how to behave themselves (or at least try to).

So come join us for a gaming experience that’s guaranteed to be more fun than dealing with a toddler covered in pasta sauce. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family that respects you and your boundaries. See you in the game!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Crops Grown:	6160
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	44927	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Crops Grown:	2474
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Ores Mined:	4229	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	104	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	269	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimension Hops:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Endless Night Skies:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6283	Love Letters Sent:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Animals Bred:	133
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Items Found:	6681	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.